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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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M’Lady Tiny Vibrating Wand is the perfect mix of funny, adorable, powerful, and effective. It’s so mighty and so small. I can’t get enough of it. Every time I look at it or use it, I have to chuckle. M’Lady is the perfect name; it matches the silliness of this ridiculously cute toy. Enough about the vibe it gives off, let’s talk about the actual vibes because they’re immaculate. Defying the laws of physics, this toy packs a punch. I could see the manufacturer releasing this toy as a gimmick, giving it one or two moderate speeds. But no, M’Lady is powered by Power Bullet. It has 3 speeds and 4 patterns that will knock your socks off. It comes in a precious carrying case, allowing you to hide it in your purse and take it with you for a date night or a short trip. I’m just so thrilled with this itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny wand.

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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My girlfriend and I were very much looking forward to trying out this new toy. We both like the adventure of a new toy. When it came in the mail we took it out of the box immediately. She kinda played with it putting her fingers in it and feeling the different texture of the outside. She had to leave for work so I decided to try it myself and surprise her when she got off work. I tried it twice, once by myself, and another time during a session with my partner. I am sorry to say it was not an enjoyable experience. It was uncomfortable for me to use and did not feel good on my cock. I am not big, (6 inches and a little thicker than most) but the suction did not seem to be there, and it was uncomfortable to hold on too. When I first took it out of the box it felt like an old nerf football. Easy to hold onto when you first try it, but it is difficult to keep a good grip. Funny thing is that that is exactly how this went. Both my girlfriend and I struggled to maintain a grip on the product. Even with the lube that was included in the box there wasn't enough for a pleasurable experience. We were both very disappointed because the concept seemed to be very good. We both liked the idea of the sleeve having a closed end instead of a hole in the top. We also liked the texture initially and thought it would be easy to grip. However, this was not the case and it was difficult to handle. Then the plastic around the entrance was very uncomfortable for both a solo session and partner session. I am very sorry to say that this will not be a toy that stays in our collection. Hopefully they will improve it for the future.

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The Bwild Classic Bunny Vibrator is a soft, silicon, beginner-friendly rabbit that’s more about gentle vibes than mind-blowing power. It’s a solid pick for those dipping their toes into dual stimulation toys, but if you’re a power seeker, this bunny might feel a little tame. The design is undeniably fun and playful with little floppy "clit bunny" ears. The toy is actually powered by two AAA batteries and that really surprised me (in not the best way). These batteries are of course, easy to source but they run out quicker than you’d like if you’re planning to use it in extended play sessions. The internal arm is slim and curved for G-spot stimulation, but it doesn’t penetrate very deeply, mainly because of its size, making it better suited for gentle exploration rather than deep dives. The external bunny ears are flexible and soft, designed to focus on clitoral stimulation, but the 5 vibration modes are all on the buzzier side rather than the famed rumbly. So, think more tease, less knock out. Cleaning is relatively easy since it’s made of body-safe silicone, but it’s not waterproof. You’ll need to wipe it down with a damp cloth and mild soap or toy cleaner, being cautious around the battery compartment to avoid water damage. For its price point, this bunny is worth a shot if you prefer a softer touch, but it’s not going to give you that deep, powerful stimulation that some might crave. It’s more about light, approachable fun for those who enjoy a softer vibe.

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Okay, so to me this toy looks more like a weird alien claw than a cute bunny, but trust me—it’s actually a total treat in the bedroom. Despite the odd looks, it definitely got me hopping in the right direction. With 10 vibration settings that range from buzzy to rumbly, it gives you plenty of options to find your perfect vibe. The dual stimulation is the real deal: the gently curved shaft targets your G-spot, while those distinct bunny ears hit just the right spot on your clit. It's not about overwhelming intensity, but rather steady, manageable pleasure—perfect for those who like to take their time. It’s the perfect size—small enough for solo play, yet big enough to bring satisfying sensations when used with a partner, leaving you on the "edge" of something amazing. The internal bullet vibrator can also be used on its own for external stimulation. Just slide the sleeve off and experiment.

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I had a lot of fun with this toy! It was definitely something different. I think something that really stands out about this toy is how bendy and flexible it is. You can get creative with your solo and partnered play. Also, the color!? So cute. I love the mint green they went with.

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This smaller vibrator is perfect for G-spot stimulation. It's a powerful punch in a tiny package. If you're looking for a really fun time, then this is the vibrator for you!

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If you like the sensation of POWERFUL ears, grab this toy NOW!!!! Beginners beware... The first intensity may be the only one you can handle the ears for... If you want to ride its little face that's another story, the more intense vibes can be felt there even if that's not totally what the design was meant for, the rest are out of this world! It has single vibes that go from "Oooo that's nice!" (1) to "Ummm... I can't see anymore!" (5) with 5 more patterns that will make your whole body convulse. It's definitely a toy for those that like a powerful punch and keeping things in high gear. It's shower friendly, puts the Energizer bunny to shame, is super adorable and easy to use. Keep in mind the weight and intensity can be a bit cumbersome and too tingly after using for awhile. So thrilled it's in my collection even though it's waaaaay more powerful than I initially thought and could ever use!

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As a vibrator, it gets the job done. 12 different vibrations add spontaneity and appeal to a wider audience, BUT there were some settings that were just too much for me. Highly recommended for beginners who prefer stimulation over penetration. The penetrator itself wasn't quite built for my anatomy - a common problem with rabbit vibrators - and I ended up spending more time trying to figure out how to angle it instead of enjoying myself. However, the vibrating 'crab claw' was great! There were some settings that were a little too overstimulating, but that isn't something that can't be adjusted with an extra layer of fabric in between or applying less pressure. I liked that the handle was easy to hold for the stimulator, but as soon as I tried using the penetrator I found myself positioned rather awkwardly. Did not end up being able to comfortably use it in that regard.

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Haptics wise, BO6 Zombies is unfortunately NOT kinky... :c. Jump scare, throw your controller across the room, or move it around like it has any sway on your character's movements wise... BO6 Zombies can be... erratically kinky. The Motorbunny G-Thing is just like any other bulb vibe out there but(t) with a fun gaming twist! This bulb vibe can not only be controlled the typical way. but with an app or with the help of the Motorbunny Playmate and a controller! The G-thing has 9 settings (3 vibes and 6 patterns), a use time of around 4 hours, 3 ways to control it, and an IPX7 rating! The app consists of 10 classic games with sensually punny names, and a remote control menu that allows you to raise and lower the intensity, doodle yourself a new pattern, have your favorite song rock your world, or have someone join the room and do any of those for you! The Playmate is a device that features an accelerometer that enables tilting actions to control the vibrations of the toy, it also claims to react to in-game haptics but that feature is sadly subpar at this point in time. If you want a toy that's reliable and goes well with your idle fidgeting, this is it!

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Bear with me for a moment, I know this statement is going to be a bit weird, but it's the most accurate description I feel I could use at the moment. The Motorbunny G2G brought an orgasm and fantasy on that was a culmination of all of the hottest, flirty, fun, juvenile dry hump sessions I've ever experienced. I'm honestly a bit upset I didn't have someone around to nibble, tease, and play with while I tested it, but I came away blushing, gushing and feeling like I did anyway. Combine that with the fact that I can also sit around and play classic games, you have one hell of a happy camper! That aside, the Motorbunny G2G has 9 settings (3 vibes and 6 patterns), a use time of around 4 hours, 3 ways to interact with it (itself, an app, and the Playmate adapter), an IPX7 rating, and comes with 3 different colored magnets to customize its look. The app consists of 10 classic games with sensually punny names, and a remote control menu that allows you to raise and lower the intensity, doodle yourself a new pattern, have your favorite song rock your world, or have someone join the room and do any of those for you! The Playmate is a device that features an accelerometer that enables tilting actions to control the vibrations of the toy, it also claims to react to in-game haptics but that feature is sadly subpar at this point in time. Just know, if you're into a little bump and grind type of session, this is definitely a good toy for it!

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The Motorbunny Buck takes saddle style vibrators to the next level with the ability to thrust! This is not an affordable sex toy, but it makes for an amazing addition to any collection. I love the variety of attachments and that all of them are made of body-safe silicone. Toggling between the thrusting and vibrating options is a pain in the butt, it's also heavy, and shorties like me may find themselves needing thick pillows under your knees to comfortably enjoy the insertable attachments. Overall, this is a really fun toy that any anatomy can use.

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For clarity, the Motorbunny Cruiser is not a sex toy, in fact it is a specialized carrying case designed to transport adult products discreetly and conveniently. Rather than being a toy itself, the Cruiser serves as a comprehensive storage solution for Motorbunny devices including the Original, BUCK models, power adapters, controllers, and various attachments. Motorbunny is known for creating inventive sex machines and gear that sometimes it may be difficult to haul these products when traveling. What I especially like about this product is that it features a removable Motorbunny logo on the front panel, giving users the option to travel with or without brand identification based on their comfort level and privacy preferences. I feel like it is a great solution for having autonomy over your sex life, and not letting travel and discretion stop you from experiencing pleasure.

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FemmeFunn Klio is my absolute favorite rabbit vibrator that I own, with 3 powerful motors that stimulate the clitoris, A-spot, and G-spot for intense blended orgasms. It has 5 internal thumping speeds, 10 internal vibration modes, and 3 external thumping speeds. Each of the motors can be controlled individually to customize your pleasure. The body-safe silicone feels luxurious to the touch, and this vibrator is 100% submersible in water. It's rechargeable and available in two colors. The price is high, but FemmeFunn has some of the most powerful motors I've experienced. This toy is NOT for beginners, unless you're really brave!

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The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

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