Barbie called and said Ken can take a hike, she's got a new favorite pink accessory that's more anatomically correct than he is. The highlighter company called... All of its pink highlight fluid is missing. I think it turned into a Flubber situation. I'm disappointed Lovense didn't include sunglasses because god damn do my eyes hurt when I look at this. It should come with a warning, "May cause temporary blindness!" Thank goodness this is a penetration toy that causes eye rolling experiences, aside from storing it, that's the only reprieve. Okay I think I'm done....lol. This product will thump that clit, vibe that G-spot, heat things up and expand horizons and connections with its Bluetooth and app capability. It's a somewhat funky fit, at least in my case, but the sensations still feel good! Aside from the color... The biggest downside is how big of a dust/dirty collector it is in comparison to other toys. Definitely clean this one before every use, despite it being cleaned after every.

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Evolved's Paradise Panty is available on their site for $54, and I'd say it brings about a peaceful, more serene feeling that than one of a paradise. I LOVE the magnet on this toy as it actually does a great job of keeping the toy in place, unlike that of the Lock-N-Play. In regards to settings I find I only care about the 3 single vibrations with this style of toy, and I don't care if I have to use the button or the remote to operate it, as the results are going to be the same. Its quiet nature is more aligned with those that like being public, or just don't want to be heard by roommates. The waterproof feature is nice for cleaning, but I don't care to use this type of toy anywhere wet, as again, I'd use something else. The use time is actually longer than the charge time which is pretty on par with feelings of paradise and the remote being a chargeable one is nifty. The only downsides for me personally are the lack of storage pouch and too smooth nature. I'd use this for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first.

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Although the price for the toy was cheap, I found the actual design and substance of the toy to be even cheaper. Although it's only $40, I found that the total lack of functionality overlooks the fact that it "has" so many functions. As a first try with a new toy? Absolutely fine. As someone with more experience and refined taste? I would avoid this toy for something more attractive.

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Pillow Talk Sassy feels like a personalized GPS for your G-spot. Until recently, I hadn't been introduced to flexible G-spot vibrators until recently, and I don’t think I can ever go back again. Sassy is generously sized, with an angled body. Not a curved body, angled. And it just gets the job done. This toy has convinced me that curved toys are for chumps. What we need is a targeted G-spot vibrator that knows exactly where it’s going and how it’s going to get there. The bottom of the toy has a single button, a small jewel—a Swarovski crystal—located in the center of the handle. It’s very easy to locate and use while playing. However, the controls are a little annoying. You can increase speed while in use, but to decrease it, you must turn the toy off and restart it at the lowest setting—a silly technical oversight by designers. Overall, mission accomplished.

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Not entirely sure how this one got its name or how to make a pun of it. I think I'm going have to write my first non pun filled review right now... *shudder* It's very weird to say since I'm still somewhat of a newcomer myself, but I think this would be a good first time personal massager for someone that doesn't want to commit to getting a dildo just yet but wants a nice somewhat inconspicuous toy. It definitely feels nice as a regular massager, and is quite intense as a clitoral stimulator and with 20 patterns, 8 intensities, a 90-120 min use time and a memory retention feature you can't really go wrong.

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I am pretty new to using wands and having worked in a store that sold such toys, I knew all the warnings going into it. I've heard they can desensitize you, for one thing. Well, the ProWand is definitely THAT powerful. It was a bit too much for me even on the lowest setting. I wanted to like it and enjoy it, but there was no way to line it up just right that it didn't feel like more than I could possibly handle. However, if you're a wand user already, this one is a great addition to your collection because it has one really interesting feature.

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I have never had a bullet before and I am actually impressed. The Bullet Mini from BMS Factory comes packaged well and has a cute little heart-shaped magnetic charger. I am excited to take this on my next vacation because it's portable and powerful enough to not really need a bunch of other toys.

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The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

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Before we get into the review, I just want to preface this with how the Dame Arc blew my mind with how simple it is to use. It literally has an on/off button that doubles as a mode select & speed down button. That's it. We also liked that the default settings are just vibrate and the raised button that increases the intensity is easy to find, and lifts the speed through the 5 levels of rumbly vibrations. We also likes that it doesn't have any of those morse code patterns! Who even uses those anyway!? (no judgement if you do, its just not for us. lol) Onto the toy, it is easy to use and the head is smaller than most g-spot vibrators which she likes as anything bigger can be a bit painful to insert. The Arc is powerful and versatile that has 5 speed settings as well as 5 vibration patterns and as I said already, these 5 patters are actually reasonable and nice. The vibrations are rumbly and surprisingly deep for a toy that is so lightweight, but I I have been noticing this more in toys.

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