Ava VIVVO Massage Wand: Impatient Need Not Apply

I would absolutely recommend the Royal Mini Wand to somebody who's never used a wand before or is looking for their first quality toy that won't break the bank and still comes in at under $100. It's a great first-time option if you're not ready for a larger wand but you want to experience the sensation. It's also helpful for those who don't want intense clitoral pulsing or sucking since it puts a lot of stimulation in this same area but spreads out the vibrations. If you're willing to pay for the Playboy name, it's a great first-time wand or toy, for that matter, and I'll definitely be using this one again.

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Don't let this luxury looking vibrator fool you for one second, it may look classy and sleek, but it likes to get down and dirty in more ways than one! The Rocks-Off Chaiamo is a lipstick shaped vibrator designed to bring pinpoint accurate vibes to those special places. For some it may be too intense, even on the lowest settings, for others it may be bang on! It comes with 10 settings, 3 intensities and 7 patterns, equipped with a magnetic charger to juice up. Though it's super soft to touch and it glides so easily during use, it's also a BIG dust collector so definitely make sure to wipe it down before each use. There's no official IPX rating provided anywhere, just a claim that it's 100% waterproof, so proceed to enjoy bath time but I'd advise to do so with caution, same with clean up. There's no storage pouch provided with this toy, so you're on your own as far as how you want to store it in order to ensure it doesn't mingle with any of those rascally dust bunnies. Personally, it's a toy that was quite enjoyable for penetration, but too intense for external simulation. Though I enjoyed it, I think I'd reach for other toys before I reached for it again. Since it packs a huge punch I wouldn't totally discard it, it's definitely great for internal use, and a mini clitoral vibrator would pair perfectly with it for an all encompassing experience!

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I love this toy. It's absolutely going to become a new regular in my rotation. It was worth the price to me, and opens up some new play opportunities! Easy to clean, easy to use, nice to look at, sturdy, high-quality, long battery life... very little in the cons list. Highly recommend.

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Not entirely sure how this one got its name or how to make a pun of it. I think I'm going have to write my first non pun filled review right now... *shudder* It's very weird to say since I'm still somewhat of a newcomer myself, but I think this would be a good first time personal massager for someone that doesn't want to commit to getting a dildo just yet but wants a nice somewhat inconspicuous toy. It definitely feels nice as a regular massager, and is quite intense as a clitoral stimulator and with 20 patterns, 8 intensities, a 90-120 min use time and a memory retention feature you can't really go wrong.

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The OMG Plaisir can be found on PinkCherry for $70 normally, but is currently on sale for $42 (July 2025). Though it isn't necessarily OMG type pleasure, it is still enjoyable for what it is. Right out the box, I'm ecstatic it comes with a storage/travel pouch. I just opened and reviewed how many toys in this batch and it's essentially the only one to do so lol which is disappointing. I'm disappointed in the lack of a buzzy indicator when the toy is turned on, as I'd prefer that over the hard-to-see/super-easy-to-miss indicator light. I want to be able to insert my toys discreetly in the restroom sometimes and then potentially turn it on once I get comfortable, as it might take me a moment to do so, and why waste the battery while I'm dickstracted by other things going on beforehand?! The charge time being less than the use time may be a downside for other users, not so much me as I'm seemingly easy to please lol. The battery operated remote allows for users to easily switch back and forth between the 10 settings, 3 single vibes and 7 patterns, while the toy itself is a single button operation. The dildo portion is girthy, ribbed and a decent size, while the nubs are interesting but not the best feature I've come across. Overall, I'd use this toy much like I'd use the Evolved Paradise one, for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first. Due to the features of this one I'd potentially pick it over the Paradise one for a more "realistic" movie/show watching experience lol.

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A Quiet Overachiever with Some Connection Issues 😅 Jive isn’t the loudest toy in the drawer – literally or figuratively – but it definitely has a quiet charm. With deep, rumbly vibrations and a super discreet design, it’s kind of like the introvert at the party: unassuming at first, but surprisingly fun once you spend some time with it. It’s sleek, comfy to wear, and nearly silent, which makes it great for public play or a subtle tease during dinner. That said, the Bluetooth connectivity is a real letdown. If you’re in it for smooth long-distance control, prepare for some frustration (and a lot of reconnecting). For solo use or short-range couple play, though? Jive delivers a cozy, enjoyable experience – especially if you’re into those deep internal vibrations without too much buzz on the outside. Just don’t expect mind-blowing G-spot precision or tech wizardry. If public play, long-term wear, and rumbly vibes are what you’re into, Jive could be your new little secret. And if you're curious how it stacks up against other vibes like the Lush 3? Stick around – comparison coming up. 😉

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As far as bullet vibrators go, I would say this one sits in the middle ground of mid-range power—mid-range fun. The shape and exterior are pretty typical bullet design, precision tip, small and compact, and soft ABS plastic, which is pretty smooth on the glide. It has 3 vibration settings on the buzzy side (I could feel it way in there). While not packed with multiple patterns, the simplicity of the three-speed settings allows users to focus on finding the right level of vibration for their pleasure. It's rechargeable, which is great, and can be used on other parts of the body, too—externally only! Trust me, you don’t want to be fishing for this baby inside your body. It's rechargeable and has a long playtime, so you can take it on multiple trips on the pleasure tracks without worrying about popping out batteries or running out of juice. It’s also pretty quiet, water resistant, and has a one-button control.

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Before I even start, I need to say that this is without a doubt THE best unboxing experience that I have ever come across with toys. Both my wife and I were blown away with that just for a start. It has little drawers in the box and to heck with a carrying bag...yeah...you get a whole carrying box that doubles as a charger! No dust and dirt is getting into this toy! The chorus is perfect for hands-free blended orgasms with penetrative sex. This toy works better for gentle lovemaking over going to pound town. Positions that involve grinding and riding work better as it pushes the clit vibrator up against her. As the man part of the deal, I can say that for me it feels good and is powerful. She loves it too and and it brings us closer. As it is hands free you can insert it under your underwear too and use the remote and/or app (both of which work very well) to get started and once she is warmed up, you can start taking things to the next level. On the topic of the remote (we prefer to use it over the app), the squeeze function is tops and is a genius way to give that extra boost without fiddling with buttons. Note that this is a partner toy and although you could use it with a dildo, I don't feel that that would be justified considering the price and how there are so many toys on the market that can be used for solo play. Fun Hint: You can use this for sneaky public play or while watching a movie.

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Tracy's Dog is known for affordably priced body-safe toys, and I think Swirlii is a great option from them. It's a reasonably priced wearable, panty vibrator that can be enjoyed anally or vaginally. The rotation on the internal end is a little louder than the vibrations, but you really have to be listening for it to hear it. For me, I wasn't able to achieve orgasm with Swirlii, but I really enjoyed the stimulation while strap-on topping and to edge myself while doing housework, writing, etc. Orgasms aren't always my goal when wearing a vibrator like this one, so I'm unbothered that it didn't get me there. It helped get me there faster when switching to a different type of stimulation, though! Overall, I think it's a great option for those looking for an affordable panty vibrator!

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