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Couple-Tested, Overthought, and Thoroughly Thrusted – Meet the SVR 🔥 This ring came in cute, quiet, and low-key... and somehow managed to stick around through all our wild ideas and test sessions. From classic missionary to weird shower yoga, we truly put the SVR through it — and it didn’t flinch (well, mostly). It’s not the flashiest toy we own, but it’s one of the most dependable. The rumbles are stronger than you’d expect from something this small, and when used right, it seriously enhances partner play without getting in the way. The silicone is lush, the fit is forgiving, and it never made Karl feel like his circulation was about to cut off. Always a plus. 😅 Sure, it’s not perfect. The charging port gives us minor anxiety, the highest settings might rattle your windows, and you’ll need to readjust in certain positions. But for all the ways it showed up for us — solo, duo, and mid-couch quickie — this little ring really earned its spot. Curious how it performed in every position (yes, even that one)? Scroll back up and see what worked... and what definitely didn’t. 😉

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I've started using the Faux Phallus Frangipani V-Plug in size extra-small while I'm throwing strap or doing housework, and my gosh does this plug feel GOOD! The texture is slightly raised with a beautiful, hand-carved, floral design that stimulates without overwhelming. Soft silicone can be sticky though, so cleaning this before and after use is really important. I love that it comes in a variety of sizes and that customers can choose their color and firmness options. Pro Tip: Wear tight fitting undies, bike shorts, or yoga pants to help keep it inserted!

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Oh. My. God. 😮‍💨 This thing is powerful. You're working with a big wand, so you're going to get big power. Not to say that this toy is perfect, but it's definitely one of my favorites. If you get this toy, you're definitely going to have a fun time. The toy excels at just hammering away at you. It's a great bit of fun that I don't get tired of. I would say that its only weaknesses are in its design, but the pros far outweigh the cons. This is definitely one of the best wands (and sex toys) that I currently own.

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I like this product, this set includes multiple components, such as a panty vibrator, Butt plug, and cock ring. The different speeds and interchangeable vibration bean is great .The remote functionality gives you some flexibility in use and the material used for the toys is super soft. It even came with lube and some additional goodies.

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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Sam’s Cup is a straightforward yet tough Tracy’s Dog masturbation tool, built to last. Its realistic texture and impressive design make it the look and feel like the real deal, delivering exactly what you’re after. With its finely crafted details and lifelike internal textures, this toy’s gonna help you hit the best orgasm you’ve ever had.

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I was thoroughly blown away by the sheer range of features packed into this toy. It’s like the Swiss Army knife of sex toys, it doesn’t just vibrate, no, it goes above and beyond! We’re talking about twisting, heating, and thrusting. It’s like the designers had a brainstorming session and said, “What if we made a toy that did literally everything?” Seriously, at this point, the only thing it can’t do is brew you a cup of coffee afterwards. But who knows, maybe the next model…

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It’s (as of my knowledge) the only one of its kind on the market. The plasma ball is a lot of fun to mess with, and for the price of a Plasma Ball Light you could get from the mall, you can have one that brings you a whole other kind of pleasure. It’s definitely something I’m keeping in my toy rotation.

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Bombshell surprised me in ways I didn’t expect and that’s saying a lot, considering how hyped she was. My partner and I have tried a lot of sleeves, but this one found a sweet spot I didn’t even know I needed: focused, deep shaft stimulation that builds slowly and doesn’t just overwhelm the head. From the very first use, she gave me the kind of experience that made me stop mid-session and think: damn, this one’s different. She’s tight but not suffocating, intense but not overwhelming, and detailed without being fussy. It’s that rare combo of physical design and sensation that just works for me every single time 😅. I’ve had fast, explosive toys before that make you finish quick leaving you to wonder what just happened. Bombshell isn’t that for me because she’s the kind of toy that lets you slow down, feel every chamber, and ride that line between tension and release. She’s the reason I’ve learned to enjoy the process, not just the orgasm. And what’s honestly wild is there are moments I didn’t even finish, not because she couldn’t get me there, but because I was so satisfied from the ride alone. That’s rare, special, and something I didn’t know I could enjoy – until now. Bombshell Blake isn’t just a name or a pretty mold, she’s a full-body, full-mind experience that’s earned her place in my top tier which is something I don’t say lightly. If you're even remotely curious, she’s worth a try.

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The Fleshlight Everyone’s Talking About - But Is It Really That Good? I swear, I couldn’t scroll through Reddit or FleshAssist without someone hyping up Kazumi’s Fleshlight. Top 5 ranking, people calling it a must-have - so obviously I had to buy it. When it arrived, I was ready. Expectations? Sky-high. And then… I tried it. And, uh… kinda just stared at the ceiling afterward thinking, that’s it? 🫠 It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t mind-blowing either. The texture felt too stiff, and I just didn’t get the hype. But then I learned about the so-called "break-in period," where Fleshlights get better after some use. So, I gave it another chance. And another. And another. And yeah - now I get it. It just needed time. Once softened up, this thing is a beast. The suction is easily the strongest in my Fleshlight collection, and the chamber design? Pure blowjob energy. The way the different textures hit at different depths feels incredibly natural, especially if you love oral. It drinks lube like crazy, but honestly? Worth it. So, was the hype justified? Let’s break it down. 😉

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Light Up My Night – The Evolved Luminous Dildo Review 🔦🍆 A dildo that glows in the dark? Sounds like a gimmick - until you actually use it. And then you get it. This isn’t just some novelty toy, it’s a seriously well-made, super versatile piece of fun. The dual density silicone feels amazing, the shape hits all the right spots, and the glow just adds that cheeky little twist we didn’t know we needed. 😂 Whether we’re using it for oral play, anal adventures, deepthroat training or just adding a third “guest” to our fun - he never disappoints. He’s soft enough to be comfy, firm enough to feel real, and flexible enough for whatever mood we’re in. Sure, he attracts dust like crazy and the packaging was kinda meh, but honestly? We couldn’t care less. If you’re into manual toys with personality, pleasure, and a little glow-up - this one’s a keeper. 🟣💡

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The Fleshlight Vina Sky Exotica is one of those sleeves that just earns its spot in the lineup. No fluff, no gimmicks, just a damn good stroker. The texture’s wild in the best way, packed with deep ridges and curves that love to twist and grip your knob like it’s trying to wring the soul out of you. Real talk: rotating this bad boy mid-session is awesome because you can feel every contour. The toys looks good, feels even better, and if you’re into Vina or just want something that leans heavy on that ribbed/twisty action, this one slaps. It is a straight-up essential toy for those of you who are texture fiends.

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When I bought an erotic advent calendar in 2021, I wasn’t expecting much in terms of quality. But on the last day, I unwrapped the Womanizer Classic – and it’s been a reliable go-to ever since. If you’re someone who enjoys external clitoral stimulation, this toy is definitely worth considering.

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Yo, so the Mainsqueeze Katrina Jade toy is like this epic pleasure device, modeled after the legend herself, Katrina Jade. It’s got all these wild, intricate details, which is sick, but there’s this one thing I gotta call out. The squeeze-play panel? It sounds dope, right? Like, a cool idea and all… but honestly, it kinda doesn’t live up to the hype when you’re actually using it. Bit of a letdown, bro.

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The Big Homie (me) likes this sex toy from Fleshlight. It’s made to look like the adult film star Emily Willis. It's a good tool for pleasure. The complex inner texture blew my mind away!

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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