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Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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This Toy Might Be Too Good! 😉 Ever picked up a toy and immediately thought, "Damn, this feels expensive"? That’s the Njoy Pure Wand. This thing is sleek, shiny, and heavy - like, "don’t drop it unless you want a permanent reminder on your bathroom floor" heavy. 😂 But once you figure out how to handle it, oh boy, it’s a game-changer. Perfect for both G-spot and P-spot play, this toy is all about deep, targeted pleasure. It doesn’t vibrate, it doesn’t have fancy buttons - just pure, manual control. And honestly? That’s what makes it so great. The weight does half the work for you, and once you get the hang of it, it’s like unlocking a new level of pleasure. Is it beginner-friendly? Ehh, maybe not. It takes a bit of technique and patience. But if you’re up for the challenge, this could easily become your new favorite toy. We’ve had it for ages, and it still looks brand new - zero wear and tear. So, if you’re looking for a high-quality, no-nonsense pleasure tool that’ll last forever, this is the one.

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This dildo is great for the price. The packaging of any toys from this brand are so well thought out! The veins on this guy are realistic, and I love the confetti. It’s just such a cute dildo, and I would rate it 9/10.

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I do love this little guy. It’s a great pantry vibrator. But it’s more on the expensive side. There are others on Amazon that are cheaper. And it’s unfortunate that in order to get the remote open, you need a coin of swords to open it. I tried to open it with my fingernails and it did not work. That’s frustrating and then the length of time that it lasts on a full charge is a little disappointing. I think it can be improved so I’m giving this overall a 6 1/2 out of 10.

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Oh. My. God. 😮‍💨 This thing is powerful. You're working with a big wand, so you're going to get big power. Not to say that this toy is perfect, but it's definitely one of my favorites. If you get this toy, you're definitely going to have a fun time. The toy excels at just hammering away at you. It's a great bit of fun that I don't get tired of. I would say that its only weaknesses are in its design, but the pros far outweigh the cons. This is definitely one of the best wands (and sex toys) that I currently own.

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Ava's Evo is an elegant version of a massage with a happy ending, as it's guaranteed to relieve stress and tension in more ways than one! Honestly, I would use this more as a personal everyday massager more often than I'd use it as a "personal" massager. That being said this is a pretty awesome product all around. The 20 patterns and 8 intensity levels makes it quite versatile, the clitoral stimulation is top notch, the fact that the head is also penetration friendly is nice, the long handle makes hard to reach places easier to access and it gives excellent massages in general.

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7.5/10 for this one because it is a little pricey but this is a great toy! It’s weighted, heavy, and overall great for the cause (; Can be used vaginally or anally. Love the handle for ease of use. Definitely a great toy for your collection. Like a Kitten really out does every product they come up with. This one is a bit pricey but it’s great overall regardless because of the high quality of the product itself.

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If you're a fan of the INYA Rose, you're going to love this slippery little number! The intensities are quite on par with the INYA Rose, with the added benefit of having an insertable handle! The air pulse settings are all intensities with no patterns, while the vibrations are a combination of 3 single buzzy type vibes that are each quite intense and 4 wave like patterns rather than alarm pulse or morse code type ones. Some info about it is a mystery but that just makes it more lovable, that and its comedic overall look lol. Why send an erotically suggestive emoji, when you could just grab and use one ><". At first I was off-put by the thought of inserting a banana into a mouth that wasn't on my face lol, now I find that it's quite enjoyable and I'd go back for seconds. ><"

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The Cock Hopper from Like a Kitten brought some giggly fun to our bedroom adventures! It's so sweet how intimate toys are getting more adorable and whimsical these days. Who knew functionality could be this cute? Can't wait to see what other playful surprises they come up with next. Such a delightful little addition! 💕

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I think the mystery collection is really an awesome idea overall. I’m gonna give it a seven out of 10. Just because I think that the price is fair, but some of the items in the mystery boxes are probably worth more value than others. And I did have an issue with the dice in one of the mystery boxes because the text was faded on one section of the dice. Overall, I think these would make perfect gifts though. And they were really fun to go through and open up and see what you’re going to get. Everyone likes a nice surprise.

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A Throne for Your Fleshlight (and Your Fantasies) 😉 We never thought we’d get emotional about a foam pillow, but here we are. The Liberator Fleshlight On a Mission Pillow isn’t a toy in the classic sense – it doesn’t buzz, suck, or stroke. It just is. A glorified pillow? Sure. But it’s also the unsung hero of hands-free pleasure, the MVP for anyone who’s ever tried to hump a mattress seam or awkwardly wedge their Fleshlight between sofa cushions. This thing does what all those DIY tricks try to do – only better, sturdier, and with way more comfort. You get a secure Fleshlight mount, kinda thrust-friendly angles, and honestly? A solid excuse to tell yourself you’re “training stamina.” 😉 It doesn’t just enhance solo play; it opens up new dynamics for couples too (Doggy support? Oral booster? Unexpected FFM vibes? Check, check, and spicy check.) Sure, the setup's a little fiddly at first (tiny hands win here), and storage is a whole situation – this isn’t a “just slide under the bed” kinda pillow. But once it’s in place? You’ll be wondering how you ever lived without it. Thinking about upgrading your Fleshlight game or unlocking next-level thrust sessions? Read on for all the messy, surprising, and delightful details. Trust us – you’re gonna want to see how deep this pillow magic goes. 😏👇

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Not entirely sure how this one got its name or how to make a pun of it. I think I'm going have to write my first non pun filled review right now... *shudder* It's very weird to say since I'm still somewhat of a newcomer myself, but I think this would be a good first time personal massager for someone that doesn't want to commit to getting a dildo just yet but wants a nice somewhat inconspicuous toy. It definitely feels nice as a regular massager, and is quite intense as a clitoral stimulator and with 20 patterns, 8 intensities, a 90-120 min use time and a memory retention feature you can't really go wrong.

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This one gets a 8.5/10 from me! It’s a small little cupcake, but it sure packs a punch! With three different colors to choose from, you can collect them all. Pink is one of my favorite colors, so I love this that much more! Charging time is quick and it’s lasts an entire 2.5 hours on a full charge. That’s insanity. Lots of time for play time! These toys would make amazing gifts for friends, birthdays, bachelorette parties and more. Easy to travel with and fun to show off!

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If you're looking for something that provides consistent, mellow pleasure without overwhelming intensity, this adorable orca has found its perfect niche. It's designed for those moments when you want to take things slow and steady, letting the good vibes build.

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My final verdict on this toy is that it's a smash hit. I would rate this toy a 9/10 because it is absolutely adorable, pussy quaking, and easy to use. I would definitely buy this product again and would love if similar figurines from other story books came to life. This is my formal request @LikeaKitten to make Brothers Grimm inspired toys. Thanks for this fun little bullet vibe nonetheless.

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My expectations were not high for this toy and there was some pretty big cons. I feel that this toy is a reasonable priced toy and good for beginners. The packaging was well thought out, but I felt the design of the toys needed more work. The vibration patterns were splendid and the strength of it impressed me. The fact that the accessories are one at a time use was very frustrating. I feel that it is up to the buyer if one wants to take a chance on this toy. It is still an enjoyable toy just not for the more seasoned players.

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