Reviews

If you’re tryna get sucked off by something that feels like it’s got a damn vendetta against your load, the Emma Hix Syrup sleeve’s where it’s at, dude. This thing doesn’t come at you with the usual gimmicks, no wild twists or aggressive ridges. Nah, it’s got that “come on in, bro” vibe up front, real welcoming, real smooth. But then bam! Midway through it tightens up and doesn’t let go until your toes curl and you’re tapping out. The suction on this one is wild, especially if you mess with the end cap a bit. It’s like getting locked into a silky, slippery vacuum trap that just wants you to lose. The entrance is molded from Emma Hix herself, and yeah she’s looking fine. It’s got that pretty pussy that’s easy on the eyes and filthy in all the right ways. If you’re into her work or just want a toy that eases you in before absolutely milking you dry, Syrup’s the real MVP here.

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The Motorbunny Buck takes saddle style vibrators to the next level with the ability to thrust! This is not an affordable sex toy, but it makes for an amazing addition to any collection. I love the variety of attachments and that all of them are made of body-safe silicone. Toggling between the thrusting and vibrating options is a pain in the butt, it's also heavy, and shorties like me may find themselves needing thick pillows under your knees to comfortably enjoy the insertable attachments. Overall, this is a really fun toy that any anatomy can use.

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The Pure Envy Serenity Stick is unique among all of the toys I have encountered thus far as it has an electronic panel that displays the setting, the intensity level, run time, and the battery level all in a super clear and convenient manner. It has 10 settings, a single vibration and 9 patterns, and each setting can have an intensity varying from 1 to 4. Though a charging time is nowhere to be found, the device can be used for 120 minutes and has an IPX7 rating which blows my mind! This has more electronics than the other Pure Envy toys I have, but is the only one among them that's capable of being fully submersed in a tub! Despite its name being Serenity, I would not call the sounds it makes serene in the least. The vibrations sound a bit intense and obnoxious which kind of breaks the mood in a sensual sense, but I could somehow tolerate and overlook if it means that my neck, shoulders, and back feel better lol. This device is pretty awesome overall for what it is and what it's capable of, but I think I would put it with my Ava Evo and Shibari Halo and use it as a genuine every day massager more than I'd ever use it as a "personal" one.

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It’s one thing to send a broken toy. But, to send a broken wand, with stains on the head and half of a button missing? What a shame. The Fantasy for Her Duo Wand looked like an interesting take on a wand. It has a curved head and is a comfortable size, not too big, not too small, but Pipedream lost a customer. I’ve gotten broken toys before. Years ago, I ordered a new Liberty 2 from Womanizer. I was so excited, the pandemic had closed down my job, leaving me at home to masturbate uninterrupted. Except, when the Liberty arrived, it didn’t work, no matter how long it charged nothing happened. I immediately reached out to Womanizer, and they replaced the toy, no questions asked, and I got a working toy in the end. It’s super normal, though still uncommon, for a toy to show up and not work. Most companies are great about replacing them. Had the Duo Wand just been broken, I would’ve gladly ordered another one. But alas, it showed up in its sealed plastic with stains on the head. I can’t imagine it had been used; that would truly cross so many lines. A toy should always arrive in its best condition, but there was chipping on the metal band around the handle, one button’s decal was smudged, and there were stains. Considering everything that was wrong with this toy, I don’t recommend trying toys from Pipedream.

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The Womanizer Starlet 2 is a great compact sex toy for nearly every occasion. The air technology and suctioning hit the clit in just the right spot. While I

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Svakom Cici 2 is a great slim vibrator with a soft touch finish and some extra features that help it stand out! Its small build makes it easy for on the go travel and can be discreetly stowed away.

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As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away. Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!

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Hey there! I’m Aphrodite. I’ve had my Lovense Lush 2 for years now, and guess what? I’m still completely obsessed. You might be thinking, “Why review an older toy when newer versions are out?” Well, sweetheart, let me tell you: the Lush 2 is still a total powerhouse. It runs on the same amazing app as the newer models (which is a game changer), and if you’re lucky, you can snag it at a sweet discount when Lovense puts their classics on sale. Just don’t buy it second hand! 😂 Beyond the tech, the toy itself is a dream. The texture is silky smooth and feels amazing against the skin. The vibrations can go from soft and teasing to deep and powerful, depending on what you're in the mood for. It's the perfect size too, it is discreet and comfortable to wear, with a curve that hits the G-spot in all the right ways. So if you’re craving strong, customizable vibrations without spending a fortune, this little gem might just be your new favorite playmate. Trust me, just because it’s not the newest doesn’t mean it won’t make you squirm. 💦

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The Eiyo no Meiki Arina Hashimoto performs extremely well, it’s made of high quality materials with a triple layer hole construction which I haven’t really experienced yet but it’s definitely a great experience. Each layer is designed with intent and purpose, it envelopes while also providing a satisfying experience due to how the internal texture is designed. The cleaning is tedious because of the closed-end design, it’s also a fairly tight toy so it’s hard to reach to pat it dry before air drying. If you’re into Japanese AV and like Arina or just want to try a unique toy with fantastic qualities then I highly recommend this toy!

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Bombshell surprised me in ways I didn’t expect and that’s saying a lot, considering how hyped she was. My partner and I have tried a lot of sleeves, but this one found a sweet spot I didn’t even know I needed: focused, deep shaft stimulation that builds slowly and doesn’t just overwhelm the head. From the very first use, she gave me the kind of experience that made me stop mid-session and think: damn, this one’s different. She’s tight but not suffocating, intense but not overwhelming, and detailed without being fussy. It’s that rare combo of physical design and sensation that just works for me every single time 😅. I’ve had fast, explosive toys before that make you finish quick leaving you to wonder what just happened. Bombshell isn’t that for me because she’s the kind of toy that lets you slow down, feel every chamber, and ride that line between tension and release. She’s the reason I’ve learned to enjoy the process, not just the orgasm. And what’s honestly wild is there are moments I didn’t even finish, not because she couldn’t get me there, but because I was so satisfied from the ride alone. That’s rare, special, and something I didn’t know I could enjoy – until now. Bombshell Blake isn’t just a name or a pretty mold, she’s a full-body, full-mind experience that’s earned her place in my top tier which is something I don’t say lightly. If you're even remotely curious, she’s worth a try.

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Disclaimer: This review is based solely on my personal experience with the product. I’m not a sexologist or medical professional, so please do your own research before use. This is a sexual wellness device — it should be used with care, proper understanding, and in moderation. Always listen to your body and consult a doctor if you have any concerns. Use at your own discretion and risk. The Pump It Up Enlargement Kit is a penis pump by Arouz’d, an exclusive line of sex toys for men available at Spencer’s. This product isn’t just another pleasure tool — it’s a sexual wellness device with health benefits that go beyond stimulation. When most people think of penis toys, they think of strokers, masturbators, or cock rings — but a penis pump brings something totally different to the table. It's not just about pleasure; it's about supporting stronger erections, enhancing stamina, and exploring a new form of self-intimacy. If you're looking to grow your collection and try something more functional and performance-focused, a penis pump is a great addition. And if you prefer the old-school feel of a manual mechanical pump, this is a solid, easy-to-find option at your local Spencer’s.

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When I first got my hands on the Dillion Harper Crush sleeve I was straight-up curious. I mean, the design looked clean, sleek, and it promised that real deal feel, so I was in. And damn, it seriously came through. The texture was unreal and soft where it needs to be, but tight and stimulating in all the right zones. The detailing inside is crazy intricate, it’s not just a sleeve, it’s a full-on experience. Honestly felt like Dillion was putting in work herself. It’s not just a solo tool either, this thing’s great whether you’re going solo or tag-teaming it with a partner for some spicy play. As a toy it was super versatile, feels amazing, and it delivers every time. Whether you’re chasing a quick release or setting the scene for something steamier, this one absolutely earns its spot in the rotation.

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While it may appeal to those looking for a fantasy/sci-fi vibe, the firm silicone and high price tag make it hard to recommend the Bad Dragon Sofia.

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If you’re curious and don’t want to spend too much money on your first toy, this one’s a smart pick. It’s cute, strong, and has a lot of options, maybe more than you’ll even need. I got it because I wanted something different from a basic vibe, and the combo of tongue motion and thrusting definitely stood out. It’s intense, not a “ease-into-it” intense more like “turn it on and suddenly you're not thinking about anything else” intense. I’d say it’s best for people who already have a sense of what they like, or want to explore something new. It’s not exactly beginner soft, but if you’re open to high power it’s a fun ride. However, it also is not something beginners wouldn't like. This was in fact my first rose toy, and it is my favorite toy now! So definitely try it even if you're new to toys. Cleaning is quick, charging is simple, and the compact design makes it easy to tuck away. My only critique is that the buttons are sensitive, I’ve accidentally hit the power mid-use, but overall it is totally worth it. If you're not getting any or just want to stop relying on your imagination, this is a solid choice. I’d buy it again.

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At first glance, this dildo doesn't look like much, but the BMS Color Addiction 8" Dual-Density Silicone Dildo is so squishy soft on the outside and feels amazing. I love the realistic design and the blue is so vibrant. The suction cup is quite strong and makes this dildo harness compatible. It's also anal friendly and super easy to clean. I cannot recommend it enough!

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The Rave Ripple is really cute, silly, and moderately effective, but it didn’t wow me. The intense texture of the outside of the toy is heavenly. Though it’s a little short and straight for my taste, despite the shaft being flexible. It only has one button, making it delightfully easy to use. And the 10 speeds are great, it’s really nice having more speed options than the traditional 5. It’s super brightly colored. The shaft is neon green, and the handle is neon pink. It fits the “rave” aesthetic, especially with the melting drip-like texture on the outside. It’s fully waterproof, so making sure the space between the ribs is free of debris and bacteria after use is easy. Plus you can have fun with it in the shower or bath. This is one of those toys I think you’d buy more for the aesthetic and kitsch than the efficacy. It would be nice to find a toy that hits both of these criteria successfully, but when it comes to a kitschy, themed toy, it’s just hard to do.

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