Reviews

Performance & Pleasure Value - The One Supreme Wand stands out for its powerful, smooth performance and versatility when used as an intimate massaging tool. With a motor that delivers deep, even stimulation across a wide intensity range, it adapts to a variety of preferences—from gentle, teasing warmth to firmer, pulsing contact. This makes it effective both as a personal pleasure device and as a tool for guided sessions with a partner, where control and responsiveness matter. The wand’s broad contact surface spreads sensation comfortably, and the ergonomic design lets you maintain contact with precision. Whether you’re working through tension, shifting focus to erogenous zones, or building shared experiences with a partner, the One Supreme maintains consistent output without becoming buzzy or uneven. Many users find that its performance raises the quality of both solo exploration and couple play, allowing for varied pacing, controlled intensity shifts, and extended sessions without fatigue. From a price perspective, the One Supreme offers strong performance-for-value: it sits in a competitive range relative to other high-quality wands, but its reliable power and thoughtful design make it feel like a worthwhile investment. For users who want a tool that can support both pleasurable contact and robust massage, the One Supreme delivers consistent results that align well with its price point.

The wooden spoon is the archetypal pervertable: durable, evocative, aesthetically pleasing, and endlessly versatile. It carries both warmth and gravitas, making it perfect for playful sensory exploration, controlled pacing, and meaningful moments that connect emotional memory with physical presence. It’s quiet, discreet, inexpensive, and filled with personality, making it an easy 10/10 for symbolism, versatility, and nostalgic charm.

The silicone spatula is the gateway pervertable: approachable, versatile, discreet, and surprisingly elegant in the right hands. It invites creativity, encourages communication, and brings levity to scenes that might otherwise feel too intense or structured. Whether you’re a curious beginner, an experienced kinkster, or simply someone who appreciates the artistry in repurposing ordinary objects, the spatula earns a solid 10/10 for versatility, subtlety, and playful mischief.

4/5. It definitely a fun toy to hit ALL of your markers. Three in one stimulation! The size is good for beginners but not as big as some people may want in a dildo. Wish it was more affordable. Very similar designs on Amazon for less. I think it’s confusing that you have to use the power button to also turn on the vibrations.

The clothespins earn their place in the Pervertables Hall of Fame for a reason: It transforms the everyday into the extraordinary. It’s affordable, discreet, reliable, and endlessly adaptable. It invites creativity. It teaches technique. It builds trust. And it allows for beautifully simple forms of connection—nothing overwhelming, nothing flashy, just pure intention and communication. Whether used for gentle positioning, decorative wraps, controlled movement, or structured closeness, clothespins embody the essence of pervertables: ordinary objects made meaningful through shared imagination. 10/10 for approachability, versatility, and timeless charm.

I will give this one a 4/5 because it definitely does what it claims too! I just think for me, it is too skinny/small. I would recommend it to people who are beginners and just starting out with toy experience.

9/10. Price can't be beat! Such a fun toy to add to your collection and 1/5th the price of similar fantasy dildos on BadDragon.com

If you’re serious about keeping your toy stash organized, discreet, and safe, the Liberator Tallulah Locking Toy Case is a total standout. This isn’t just “a place to toss your toys.” It actually feels like a grown-up accessory - soft to the touch, structured, roomy, and secure. The dual-zipper lock gives peace of mind if you’re sharing space or just value privacy. Plus, the water-resistant interior means a little spill won’t ruin your vibe. And here’s the best part: once it’s filled, it doesn’t scream “sex toy bag”. It could easily pass for a chic mini travel kit or fancy toiletry pouch, neatly tucked on a shelf or nightstand. Sure, the packaging could feel a bit more luxurious, and yes, the bright color (my version) might stand out if you’re aiming for total discretion. But honestly? Those are tiny quibbles in an otherwise high-quality, practical, and stylish bag. For the price, you’re getting style, durability, security, and space - all in one. If you care about organization, discretion, or just want to give your toys a little respect, the Tallulah is totally worth it. I’d recommend it to anyone looking to elevate how they store and protect their collection - because your toys deserve it.

This is my first real “meh” review, and unfortunately, it goes to Luxus. I wanted to love it—the concept is clever, and the packaging, materials, and marketing all promise a techy, sensual couples’ experience. But in practice? It felt a little clunky, overly complicated, and ultimately underwhelming. The vibrations are on the buzzy, light side, and the “synced movement = synced pleasure” idea only works if you keep things in constant motion (no pauses allowed). That can put a damper on spontaneity, comfort, and a relaxed connection. On top of that, relying on adhesive stickers or a separate harness to keep the vibrator in place adds an extra layer of hassle. If you’re curious about tech-forward toys, Luxus might still pique your interest. Just know that, for me, it doesn’t quite deliver the smooth, hands-free fun it promises. There are simpler, more reliable toys that hit harder, feel deeper, and let you focus on pleasure instead of choreography. This is a flashy, ambitious idea—but one that doesn’t fully translate into a seamless experience. That said, it could still be fun for adventurous couples willing to experiment and work with its quirks.

Although Cake Eater isn't the "licking" vibrator for me, that doesn't mean that it's not the one for you! The flicking tongue, paired with a good water based lube, is a really nice sensation on the clitoris and nipples (or any other external erogenous zone). I like that the icing on the cupcake also doubles as a grinding surface, as that made using the vibrator even more pleasurable for me. With 150 minutes worth of runtime, this little rechargeable vibrator is actually pretty impressive, especially given the price. It's affordable, comes with a nice storage box, and is discreetly sized. Overall, it's a good little toy!

The Passion Kit by Tracy’s Dog offers solid performance at a very approachable price point. It works well as a starter wand thanks to its simple controls and strong vibrations, but it also has enough power and variety to stay interesting for more experienced users. The included attachments make it a fun addition to a collection, especially for anyone who wants to experiment without committing to a higher-end wand. Compared to the original Magic Wand, this kit delivers a similar style of stimulation at a noticeably lower cost. While the color options are limited, the overall value, versatility, and ease of use make the Passion Kit a practical and budget-friendly wand for a wide range of users.

I've had my eyes on the Dildolls line from Love to Love for a while, and thanks to ToyChats, I now have one!! This dildo is so cute, all of them are tbh. I love the cutesy, whimsical colorations they offer. The firmness feels closest to 10A, so it is a firm toy, but don't fret because it's still squishy and bendable. I think the size is very approachable for a lot of people, and the design is non-intimidating. The only texture on this toy is the coronal ridge/semi-realistic head that makes it so good for g-spot (or prostate) play. The lack of texture also makes cleaning the Dildolls easy AF! Overall, I think the price point for the Dildolls is really affordable for a good quality silicone dildo. With 9 color options to choose from, I imagine you'll find something that works for you (or your partner). I love it!! Best for: • Beginners looking for a non-intimidating dildo • Users who enjoy firm pressure for G-spot or prostate play • Anyone who prefers simple shapes and easy cleaning Not ideal for: • Users who want heavy texture or realism • Those looking for multiple size options in every color

Thwak the Ridgeback ended up being one of those toys that grows on you the longer you spend with it. The firm silicone, the playful ridges, the steady glide, and that squared-off silhouette all came together to make a sculpt that feels intentional and full of personality. It is small enough to stay approachable but interesting enough to keep your attention, kind of like the orc equivalent of a flirty wink across the campfire. As much as I enjoyed this size, I can already tell that if I revisit Thwak, I will be aiming for the regular version next time. Probably in the 00-30 firmness too, since this gremlin can absolutely handle a little more than this appetizer. The sculpt itself is fantastic and begs to be explored in a bigger form, like leveling up from rookie adventurer to a seasoned orc wrangler who actually knows how to handle the boss fight. Thwak surprised me in all the right ways. It is fun, dependable, textured just enough to stay entertaining, and full of that rowdy orc charm that makes you want to drag it back to camp for another round. If nothing else, testing the Small made it clear that this sculpt has plenty more to offer when it grows up a bit. I am already eyeing the regular size for a future matchup, so I can really let the ridgeback show off. Consider this my warmup round with an orc who clearly has bigger ambitions, and lucky for him, so do I.

The Lovense Flexer is not just another vibrator; it's a genuine innovation in pleasure technology, earning its "game-changer" title. Its core differentiator is the unique dual action where the internal arm performs a rhythmic up-and-down "flexing" motion simultaneously with powerful vibrations, specifically engineered to seek out and stimulate the G-spot. Encased in soft, body-safe silicone, the toy’s buzzy sensation feels electric and dynamic. The high degree of customization—controlling the speed of the flex and the intensity of the vibration separately—allows users to find that perfect balance between exciting (fast setting) and intimate (slow setting). It delivers a quick, intense, yet managed orgasm, living up to its "bouncing firecracker" personality. For solo play, it’s a powerful, hands-free hit. For partnered play, it’s excellent for introducing new dynamics focused on kissing, teasing, and touching, as its design does not permit concurrent penetration. Our main improvement request is the control method. While the Bluetooth app works, the lack of a dedicated physical remote can sometimes disrupt the flow of play. Despite that flaw, it’s one of the most distinctive internal toys we’ve used and an easy recommendation for users who specifically enjoy targeted G-spot motion. If you are looking to revolutionize your internal pleasure experience with a toy that offers unmatched targeted movement, the Lovense Flexer is a necessary purchase.

If you're tight, sensitive and like multiple things happening all at once, then this may be for you! The three main shaft features are all available at the touch of a button: with the potential for A-Spot stimulation from the "come hither" motion of the tip; G-Spot stimulation from the expanding beads; and all over stimulation from the buzzy vibrations. If that's not enough there's a buzzy clitoral stimulator as well! Both heads have 10 features each, 3 single vibration intensities and morse-code style patterns! If you like taking your toys in the shower, then you're in luck because the IPX6 allows it to join you with ease, but you're SOL in the tub. Personally, I wanted to like this toy so bad, especially because the bead feature seemed intriguing and would be unique in my collection... but it's not for me. It was too loud, had too much going on that nothing could be truly felt or enjoyed and it took more work than other toys to get a finish that left me satisfied but disappointed and with a numbing sensation rather than a ticklish one. Hopefully the lingerie line will be better and maybe one day I'll check out the lipstick toy they have!