Reviews

YAYAYAYAYA loved it so much! Chalovelo you've done it again, you dirty dog. You always find a way inside my pants somehow. I'd kiss you, but there's lipstick on my lips 👄.

I was so impressed by my first Hismith Premium Pro that I needed to buy one again after my international move. Come along with me to experience a hands-on build from unboxing to operation, learn all the reasons why I love this product, and catch a few secret burps (oops). :) Thank you N for the incredible birthday gift! 🥰 This model: Hismith Premium Pro 1 Smart App 2.0 (HS06-APP) Attachments: 1 x G-spot clamp (HSC48) 1 x Vac U Lock adapter (HSC36) 1 x Suction cup connector (HSC18) 1 x Flexible spring (HSC21) 1 x Extension piece 30 cm (HSC07) This video is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hismith. 🖤

This is such a waste of a toy, and that genuinely disappoints me. You can feel how powerful the vibrations are. It's clearly a strong motor that could provide great stimulation. But the complete lack of vibration isolation ruins the entire experience. I wanted to love this novelty toy. I appreciate creative designs and companies trying new things. But when the execution has such a fundamental flaw that you can't concentrate on your own pleasure because your hand is going numb, the creativity doesn't matter. To be completely honest, I would not use this toy. I can't get past the fact that there's no vibration isolation, and my hands become uncomfortable from the strong vibrations before I can finish. It's frustrating because the power is there, the design is interesting, and the concept is fun, but it's all wasted on poor execution. If you're someone who doesn't mind strong vibrations in your hand, maybe this could work for you. But for me, it's a hard pass. I'd much rather use a toy that lets me focus on pleasure instead of being distracted by hand numbness. The Tropicana Banana is a perfect example of how creative design isn't enough. Functionality and user experience matter more than novelty. Save your money for something you'll actually enjoy using.

I really wanted to love this toy. The concept is so fun and unique, tongue vibrators aren't common, and the idea of simulating oral sex is pretty appealing. The design is interesting, the quality is good, and it's affordable. But I can't get past the fundamental flaw: the tongue is just too small to be effective. It doesn't provide enough sensation or coverage to work the way it's supposed to. I tried multiple times, wanting it to work, but I couldn't reach climax using the tongue feature alone. It's not a bad toy. The vibration works fine, the materials are quality, it's silent and waterproof. As a standard vibrator, it's perfectly serviceable. I'm just sad that I can't properly utilize the tongue part because that's the entire point. It ends up being a good novelty toy to have around, nice to look at, fun to show friends, smooth premium materials, affordable price. But it fails at its main purpose, which is disappointing. If you're looking for a unique conversation piece that can also function as a basic vibrator, this could work. But if you're buying this specifically hoping for realistic tongue-like stimulation, you'll likely be disappointed like I was. The tongue versus an actual human tongue just doesn't compare, the size difference is too significant. It's still worth having as a novelty item if you collect unique toys, and maybe it works better for people with different anatomy or sensitivity levels. But for me, it couldn't deliver on what made it special in the first place.

This is easily one of my favorite toys now. When I want variety beyond clitoral stimulation alone or penetration from a dildo, this is what I reach for. It's become a go-to in my collection. I love everything about this toy. The bendable design addresses a real issue that many women face. Not all rabbit vibrators work for all bodies because our anatomies vary. Being able to adjust the angle means this actually works for me instead of me having to work around a fixed design. The size is perfect for beginners or anyone intimidated by larger rabbit vibrators. It's substantial enough to feel quality but not so large that it's uncomfortable or scary to use. The packaging and presentation show that Oh Collective genuinely cares about creating a premium experience from start to finish. It’s not just a functional product, but a beautifully designed experience. If you're into aesthetics, this is absolutely worth it. If you're new to rabbit vibrators, this is ideal. If you've struggled with other rabbit vibrators not hitting the right spots, the bendable design solves that problem. I would highly recommend this toy. It's great for beginners, the quality is exceptional, the design is thoughtful, and the entire experience from unboxing to using is top-tier. This is what happens when a brand really understands and cares about female pleasure.

The Lovehoney Clitoral Suction Stimulator is a good but not great toy. It’s ideal for beginners or anyone curious about air-pulse stimulation without splurging on a premium device. The sensations are pleasant and satisfying, the design is user-friendly, and the rechargeable feature adds convenience. However, it lacks the refined intensity and ergonomic finesse found in higher-end alternatives. It’s not going to deliver mind-blowing results every time, but it also won’t disappoint if your expectations are realistic. In short, this toy gets the job done no more, no less.

I really love how strong this toy is. It's a genuinely powerful clit sucker/vibrator combination that delivers intense stimulation. The dual functionality means you're essentially getting two toys in one, and both functions work exceptionally well. My main complaint is the button situation. Having to fumble through trying to find them before you can get to the setting you want is annoying. The textured surface makes them hard to locate by feel, which breaks the flow when you're trying to adjust mid-session. But once you get used to where everything is and develop that muscle memory, it becomes less of an issue. The design is beautiful and discreet, the quality is undeniable, and that 15-year warranty shows Satisfyer's confidence in their product. It's a bit more expensive than basic options, but you're absolutely getting your money's worth considering the performance, build quality, and warranty coverage. If you want a powerful, reliable, well-made toy that combines two types of stimulation in one discreet package, the Pro To Go 3 is worth the investment. Just be prepared for a small learning curve with the buttons, and you'll be very happy with this purchase.

This toy is goated. Oh, yeah. You need to take on this fun challenge if you ever wanna be considered a real anal professional like myself. Me and my boyfriend, Brad, really loved using this toy together.

This toy is definitely worth your time and money. But if you like intense vibrations that you could feel all the way to your toes, this is not the toy for you.

The Lovehoney Extra Powerful Multispeed Mains Powered Massage Wand Vibrator is exactly what it claims to be extra powerful and reliably effective. It doesn’t rely on gimmicks or unnecessary features; it simply delivers consistent, satisfying vibrations that do the job well every single time. It’s ideal for anyone who wants a strong, straightforward wand that won’t quit mid-session. It’s built well, feels good, and performs even better. If you want a dependable wand with power you can feel without breaking the bank this one’s a smart buy.

I definitely love Eve's thrusting triple joy rabbit by Adam and Eve! Eve's thrusting triple joy rabbit has a sleek design, lovely feeling smooth silicone covering and delivers much joy, while being super easy to use and clean. Eve's thrusting triple joy rabbit is a keeper - keep it close and keep it charged. I don't see it moving down my favourites list any time soon. If you are thinking about purchasing Eve's thrusting triple joy rabbit, give it no further thought and get yourself one, you deserve it.

The Blowmotion Pulsing Warming Male Masturbator is fine. It’s a decent toy with a few clever ideas—especially the warming feature—but overall, it doesn’t quite live up to the hype. The sensations are pleasant but not powerful, and while the warming and pulsing features are unique, they’re not strong enough to make this toy a must-have. If you’re looking for a mid-range toy with some tech-driven novelty, this could be a fun addition to your collection. But if you’re expecting an intense or transformative experience, it might leave you wanting more. It’s an okay buy not a regret, but not a repeat purchase either.

I genuinely love this novelty vibrator. I went in with low expectations because novelty toys often prioritize looks over function, but the Romp Lipstick proved me completely wrong. This actually works great, like, legitimately great. The design is gorgeous, the performance is solid, and the portability is unmatched. This has become my go-to toy for travel or anytime I'm out because it already comes with a lid and looks completely innocent. You don't need to worry about explaining why you have a sex toy in your bag when it looks like makeup. If you're someone who appreciates beautiful design and wants a toy that's both functional and discreet, this is absolutely worth the investment. It's proof that novelty toys don't have to compromise on quality or performance.

The plusOne Pocket Stroker is a study in contradictions for me. On one hand, it boasts great quality and truly thoughtful features. The craftsmanship, the textures, and the sheer convenience of the thing are totally there—I genuinely appreciate the design effort. However, the final verdict is a frustrating "meh." Why? Because it ultimately felt way too small for my preferences. While I acknowledge its clever portability, that small size was the ultimate dealbreaker. Because of this major mismatch, it's just not something I would choose to buy again. But let's talk about the absolute highlight: the self-lubing feature! The way it activates with water is pure magic. That lube is hands-down the best I have ever experienced—it's silky smooth and perfect. Seriously, I need to know the formula (it's a water-based lube like the brand's Hydrolube™) because it's the gold standard! My last two cents come down to value: I just think that something designed to be disposable should be a lot less expensive. Given the single-use nature and the small size, the price tag feels too steep. You're paying for convenience and quality, but it still feels like too much for a one-time thing. It's a clever product, but the size limitation meant it missed the mark for me personally. How does that feel? We gave more weight to your appreciation of the craftsmanship while sharpening the critique on size and disposable pricing.

The Male Rose 3 takes the viral rose concept and reimagines it for men with impressive power - it thrusts, rotates, and vibrates to deliver an intense, almost mechanical pleasure that feels like a high-speed blowjob on autopilot. It’s hands-down a Quickie Supreme—perfect for fast, powerful sessions when you crave intensity.