Reviews

Let’s be real – when a pornstar like Mia Malkova gets a Fleshlight, we have to try it. There’s just something about the combo of iconic lips, cult status, and that wild “tentacle-core” texture that pulls you in 🐙✨ And LVL Up delivers exactly that: a wild ride, especially if you're into intense, non-stop stimulation from the first stroke. We loved the look, appreciated the realism of the molding, and even enjoyed the ride – up to a point. It’s not a sleeve for edging, slow build-ups, or gentle sessions. It’s more of a “hold on and try not to finish in 3 minutes” kind of toy, and honestly? That’s sometimes exactly what you want. So, is Mia’s Fleshlight a legendary level-up or just another name on the shelf? We’ll say this: she earned her spot, but maybe not on every session. Curious how the tentacle texture actually feels and if this thing can live up to the hype? Read on for the full deep dive – with all the messy, lubed-up details 👀💦

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This bondage frame is an absolute steal for the price—around $300 from AliExpress, shipped. It's solid, heavy-duty, and endlessly customisable. Out of the box, the default setup leaves a lot to be desired (and possibly dislocated), but treat it like BDSM LEGO and it becomes a pervert’s dream project. Whether you’re into strict restraint, kinky engineering, or mounting a fucking machine like a mad scientist, this "slave frame" delivers serious value and versatility.

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The Palm Power Massager was my first ever experience with a corded vibrator. Right off the bat, it felt very retro. It reminded me of an early episode of Sex and the City where Samantha was looking for a replacement “neck massager.” The Palm Power Massager screams 90s. Getting to the point: my verdict on this toy is “meh.” The packaging and toy are entirely made of plastic, which just feels cheap and wasteful. The toy itself packs some serious power, and not having to charge it is nice. It seems to have no limit on how powerful the vibrations can be, and with the ABS plastic coating, they’re rumbly. But it’s hard to shake the feeling that this is an early, low-tech, poor-quality model of a wand. And I can’t help but wonder, why not just buy a better, rechargeable wand?

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The Lelo Sona 3 Cruise Sonic Clitoral Massager is chef's kiss, and will make you a masturbation addict. For all the cum gremlins out there, you NEED this toy in your collection, it is a total game changer. This toy is made to last, and is a great investment for your pleasure. I never understood the hype around expensive sex toys, but I have converted, and now see why the sex toy industry is so lucrative. Touching yourself with this toy is fucking fantastic, but don't take my word for it, give the ol' girl a spin and let me know what you think.

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While other bullet vibrators I own have come and gone, one has remained: Blush's Limited Addiction Sublime Power Vibe. For over a year now, this vibrator has received regular use, and has never let me down (unless I forget to charge it. Oops!). With Blush's innovative technology, this bullet vibrator has a mixture of rumbly and buzzy, with the higher levels feeling far more buzzy than the lower levels. I personally love the slanted tip for pinpoint stimulation. The smooth vibrator has little to no drag, and feels like satin against the skin. Overall, I love this vibe, but the buttons are the my biggest gripe because there's not easy way to tell which is +/- while holding it against my anatomy.

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Smart, Smooth & Buzzier Than Expected We weren’t expecting Ambi to stay. Not with the Swan Bullet flexing its power and the Tango X rumbling like a jackhammer in disguise. But then Ambi pulled a move we didn’t see coming: it adapted. It didn’t try to win by force. It won by finesse. ☺️ It’s not the strongest bullet we’ve tested. On pure vibration power, it loses the race to both Swan and matches Tango. But it doesn’t need to be the strongest because Ambi does something different. It plays with you. Learns with you, and syncs with your vibe, your scene, and your pace. During couple play, it fit seamlessly into every position we tried: missionary, cowgirl, and spooning. The toy delivered steady, well-placed clit stimulation without ever being in the way. That’s rare because most vibrators either jab or vanish under the sheets. What really sold me was the interactive side. Being able to sync Ambi to my favorite videos via the Lovense app turned this from a “nice little toy” into a full mood experience. The way it pulsed with the scene, flowed with the audio, and stayed right in the sweet spot without me touching a thing? That’s not a feature. That’s a game changer. Sure, I’ll still grab Tango X when I want a deeper punch, and the Swan Bullet for those buzzy, brain-melting quickies. But Ambi has carved out its own space in my rotation. It’s my go-to when I want control, comfort, and a little intimacy with my toy – when I want something that gets smarter the more I use it.

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The Njoy Pure Wand is a functional design masterpiece and the industry standard by which all other prostate massagers are judged. The refined, minimalist design is not just for looks; the ergonomic "J" configuration and heavy weight are designed to provide unmatched precision and penetrating, strong pressure exactly where it's required. The medical-grade, high-quality stainless steel alternative offers a lifetime of usage along with absolute hygiene and the one kick of temperature play. It boldly replaces the well-known buzz of vibration with a stronger, controllable force that holds the potential for a deeper sense of body-to-body connection, in complete and stealthy quietude with it. The first high price is the first consideration of any potential consumer. But this ought to be considered not as a price, but as an investment in quality, safety, and pleasure in the long term. This is a "buy it for life" product that will never break down, fall apart, or need new batteries. To the connoisseur, this newbie devoted to beginning with the best, the Pure Wand's worth is undeniable. To the individual who appreciates strength and sanitary perfection, anyone whatsoever, the Njoy Pure Wand's worth is undeniable. In general, the NJoy Pure Wand is more than merely a sex toy; it is a durable, high-quality device for sexual discovery. If you are seriously interested in prostate play and willing to spend money on an experience rivaled by none other, then the Pure Wand is certainly the be-all-and-end-all choice and well worth making the central piece of any collection.

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This toy from Fleshlight is an intense addition to their sex toy collection. Kayley Gunner's vagina makes for a beautiful orifice. The texture? Equally as exciting. It's going to ease you into it then hit you with everything she's got. If you think you can handle it, then this might just be the toy for you.

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For the price of €90 the OTOUCH - Airturn2 Masturbator it is rather expensive compared to penis strokers that could be found on the market. I bought it when it was only €40 and for this price it's really a good masturbator for the penis which gives really good sensations and intense orgasms when using it. I hope that the designers/manufacturers of this toy increase the intensity of the suction in possible new versions of this toy and find a solution for the fact that it's difficult to clean the interior of the toy.

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Although the price for the toy was cheap, I found the actual design and substance of the toy to be even cheaper. Although it's only $40, I found that the total lack of functionality overlooks the fact that it "has" so many functions. As a first try with a new toy? Absolutely fine. As someone with more experience and refined taste? I would avoid this toy for something more attractive.

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Great idea for a toy, but it needs some design tweaks in order for me to recommend it.

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Every man's new favorite slogan: "Small Package, Big Orgasms!" Pure Envy's My Little Friend should make all of my other mini vibrators envious since it quickly became a top favorite! It's so tiny, which just in aesthetics makes it a winner in my book, but despite it's small stature it feels quite powerful! This device has pinpoint accuracy, 10 overall settings, is super quiet, utterly tiny and discrete, quite powerful and just awesome. The only downsides are the fact that there's no real difference between the first intensity and the third, it's oh so slight; there's no carrying pouch; and there is uncertainty about the IPX rating, the site says IPX5 but the box says fully waterproof. An IPX5 rating can withstand being under the sink and in the shower, but can NOT be used in the bathtub or fully submersed in water for any period of time. Make sure to dry the toy well after washing. Though there is no real difference in the first 3 settings, they do start out with an unexpected and enjoyable punch.

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This is a perfect toy for collectors and people starting their journey with male sex toys. I would say that this toy is made for at home use and not great for traveling.

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The Screaming O Cuties Winny packs a punch. Tiny vibes are always hit or miss, but Screaming O Cuties hit the mark. They seemingly took a full-size wand and shrunk it down to 3 inches. Complete with 10 vibration options, the Winny is everything you could ask for from a wand, all in a convenient and adorable package. The battery is rechargeable and has a runtime of 120 minutes, which is easily as long, if not longer than, that of most regular-sized toys. I’ve tried several small vibrators and mini wands, but I've never seen such a long battery life, a waterproof rating, and such powerful speed and patterns as the Winny Wand. There are a few small, technical issues with the wand. However, the wand is a satisfying toy overall. As vibrators become more and more commonplace, it’s important to have a functional vibrator that travels easily. Toys like the Winny encourage women’s pleasure, allowing them to bring a vibrator to their partners’ house, on a trip, or to stow in their purse before a big date.

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Dude… the Emma Hix Syrup sleeve, it totally rules. Like, it doesn’t try to be all flashy or weird with a million ridges and crazy twists. Nah, it’s chill at first bt being super smooth and welcoming. It’s like the sleeve is just like, “Hey… come on in,” and you’re like, “Okay… thanks.” But then right around the middle, it tightens up like a freakin’ python made of velvet. It grabs on and doesn’t let go until your legs are doing that twitchy thing and you start seeing static. It’s wild. And the suction is unreal man. You mess with the end cap even a little and suddenly it’s like your junk’s getting pulled into a silky vortex. Like a really nice quicksand trap, but for wieners. The orifice is molded off Emma herself, and it looks awesome. Super detailed, super hot, just sitting there looking all innocent but totally not innocent at all. If you’re into Emma or just want something that starts out gentle and then absolutely wrecks you halfway through, this one’s it. No joke, it sneaks up on you like a ninja.

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RealDoll is the maker of the world's most realistic dildos on the market, but with a $600 price tag, it's really important to know what you're getting. I've got Rockwell, a slightly oval-shaped dildo with floating balls and ultra-realistic detailing. It's a beautiful dildo and has absolutely fooled some of my fans and adult platforms into thinking it's a real person, but I'm afraid that the quality has slipped recently, as chips of paint have fallen off of Rockwell's coronal ridge. This is an incredibly delicate dildo that really needs a very gentle touch. And don't even think about using silicone lube or cum lube with these dildos, as that is how I originally ruined my first RealCock 2!

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