Reviews

Overall this is a great buy . It’s kinda loud but it makes up for that with the suction power it has I am honestly impressed . I had to stop the pumping with the quick release because it’s so powerful it can hurt you so be careful not to start popping blood vessels . I definitely recommend trying this out .

Imma be up front with you Ereshkigal Cherry is a little pillow princess that is LITERALLY BEGGING you to stick your dick as far into her pussy hole as humanly possibly. This girl does not play around, before you even go balls deep in her, she beckons you with her silky skin, and electric personality. Bound by duty and consumed by desire Ereshkigal is hungry for your cum, and will stop at nothing until your crying for mercy as you do one last big pump in her pussy. Don't even get me started on how beautifully sculpted her pussy lips are. I know she's not a real person. Guys, I am not crazy. But her tight little pussy looked so good, I had to lick up on it. She tasted magnificent, and I couldn't help but eat her out before absolutely destroying her with my dick. This naughty girl has 6 chambers in the vagina and three in the ass, each one more dirty, forbidden, and ready for cock. When you hit Ereshkigal’s G-Spot which is in chamber 3 of the vagina, I am not exaggerating when I say that your load will literally be sucked out of you in an instant. My tip barely touched the third chamber before I filled her up with my seed. I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF HER!!!!!

After a long session with your favourite porn star pussy, the last thing on your mind is, “Damn, now I need to clean her out and make sure she’s dry.” That’s where the Pontus Diatomite Dry Stick steps in. Thanks to its naturally porous structure and excellent absorbent properties, it helps remove moisture from inside your sleeve after cleaning. It’s the perfect little accessory for removing leftover dampness, with the added bonus of helping to reduce odours. Even better, at such a dirt-cheap price, it’s an absolute no-brainer for anyone wanting to maximise the lifespan of their favourite toy.

The PlusOne Stroker is a well-made, thoughtfully designed product that delivers a reliable and comfortable experience at an accessible price. Its sleek, slightly premium design feels smooth and soft in the hand, with a body-safe, hypoallergenic silicone exterior that is gentle on the skin. The removable outer sleeve can occasionally shift during use, but the device continues to perform effectively without it, adding versatility. In terms of performance, the Stroker provides a consistent and gentle sensation that is smooth and predictable, making it approachable for beginners while still satisfying for more experienced users. It is slightly louder than expected, but the sound level remains moderate and generally unobtrusive. The inner section can collect hairs easily, but overall, cleaning and maintenance are simple thanks to the straightforward design and waterproof materials. The unboxing experience is clean and functional, with packaging that feels slightly premium for its price, though not overly luxurious. At just $29.99, the Stroker offers excellent value, combining quality materials, dependable performance, and ease of care in a compact, accessible package. Overall, the PlusOne Stroker is a reliable, versatile, and user-friendly option. Its durability, comfort, and consistent performance make it a solid choice at this price point, and it is easy to recommend to anyone seeking an affordable, high-quality Stroker.

I love almost everything about this toy. There are some shortcomings which make me soooo sad. But if you look past those, then you'll find yourself a toy to call your best friend. A toy that'll get you through mourning, cloudy days, and horrible thoughts. Which is why this toy is awesome. Or should I say... MORE THAN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

The Jabbion Wand Massager turned out to be a pleasant surprise. It’s well-built, comfortable to hold, and strong enough to satisfy both external and internal needs. The hot pink silicone gives it a clean, inviting look, while the flexible neck makes it easy to adjust for more precise stimulation. Despite being marketed for G-spot use, it works surprisingly well as a prostate massager thanks to its size and curvature. The vibration strength is impressive for the price, and the patterns offer enough variety to keep sessions interesting. Mode eight in particular stands out as a favorite for its rhythm and pacing. The motor’s deep, rumbly tone feels more refined than what you’d expect from a white-label toy. That said, the handle design is worth mentioning again, since it’s the same width as the head, it’s not suited for hands-free anal use. For safety reasons, it's a toy that requires to be used with a steady grip throughout, which isn’t a dealbreaker but is worth keeping in mind. A flared handle would have added an extra layer of safety and peace of mind. Even with that limitation, the Jabbion is a capable, well-performing wand that delivers genuine pleasure. It’s easy to clean, comfortable to use, and hits a nice balance between strength and control.

A visually beautiful, well crafted and reasonably priced toy that allows couples to enjoy the double penetration experience. Design let down by the rigid, unstretchy cock and ball ring, making it ill-fitting for many men.

The Ana Foxxx silk fleshlight would be a great pick up for anyone interested in buying. High quality in both design and build along with being a direct replica of a pornstar makes this a grest choice whether you’re a fan of Ana or not.

Overall, I’m genuinely pleased with this product. It’s well-made and comfortable. The textured design gives it character, and the materials make it feel premium without the premium price tag. It’s something that feels well-designed, and clearly made with care. I didn’t expect to like it as much as I do, but now that I’ve used it for a while, I can say it’s one of those items you keep coming back to because it just works so well.

Overall, we think this is a great toy for beginners and experienced alike. If you are more sensitive to vibrations and rotations, this toy would be GREAT for solo play and couples' fun. Even if you are less sensitive like my partner, the Swirlii won't disappoint if you are looking for something to have remote fun or to be used as a great warm-up for more toys or other bedroom activities! The $35 to $50 price point is fair in my opinion, and the extras included in the box are a nice touch. I would like a more durable remote, and for the battery compartment on the remote to be a slide-off instead of a screw, and maybe make it waterproof. We both would like the toy to have a little more oomph with the vibration, but it has enough to surely feel good to anyone considering the Swirlii!

TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. My least favorite of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall moderate recommendation. Check out my other reviews on the OEJ's Mini Vibes!--because all of these toys are pretty comparable, what I have to say about the Cancer is similar to the other two. While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point...though this particular Mini should be offered at a slight discount. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them as grinding toys, which is a bit of a bummer. Overall, the Cancer is just the least interesting design of the three Minis that I tried (both visually interesting and stimulating textures). A shaky thumbs up, with the acknowledgement that everyone's gonna get their own sign. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉

I really enjoyed using this product as a first foray into electroplay! It's great for kinky d/s scenarios, and the way it glows in the dark is a fun little bonus. It's not going to do it for seasoned electroplayers, but it's a great starter set.

If I were you, I’d say: yes, it’s worth it — if you’re someone who’s going to use the smart/remote features, appreciates high-quality materials, and wants something a step above “entry level.” It delivers what it promises: premium feel + large size + strong performance + tech features.