Reviews

Overall, we think this is a great toy for beginners and experienced alike. If you are more sensitive to vibrations and rotations, this toy would be GREAT for solo play and couples' fun. Even if you are less sensitive like my partner, the Swirlii won't disappoint if you are looking for something to have remote fun or to be used as a great warm-up for more toys or other bedroom activities! The $35 to $50 price point is fair in my opinion, and the extras included in the box are a nice touch. I would like a more durable remote, and for the battery compartment on the remote to be a slide-off instead of a screw, and maybe make it waterproof. We both would like the toy to have a little more oomph with the vibration, but it has enough to surely feel good to anyone considering the Swirlii!

TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. My least favorite of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall moderate recommendation. Check out my other reviews on the OEJ's Mini Vibes!--because all of these toys are pretty comparable, what I have to say about the Cancer is similar to the other two. While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point...though this particular Mini should be offered at a slight discount. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them as grinding toys, which is a bit of a bummer. Overall, the Cancer is just the least interesting design of the three Minis that I tried (both visually interesting and stimulating textures). A shaky thumbs up, with the acknowledgement that everyone's gonna get their own sign. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉

I really enjoyed using this product as a first foray into electroplay! It's great for kinky d/s scenarios, and the way it glows in the dark is a fun little bonus. It's not going to do it for seasoned electroplayers, but it's a great starter set.

If I were you, I’d say: yes, it’s worth it — if you’re someone who’s going to use the smart/remote features, appreciates high-quality materials, and wants something a step above “entry level.” It delivers what it promises: premium feel + large size + strong performance + tech features.

The Shkanla Monster Tentacle Tongue Dildo is exactly what its name promises: bold, textured, and unapologetically monstrous. Between the intricate sculpting, the subtle curves, and that unnerving flexibility, it creates a fantasy that feels alive. Every ridge, flick, and twist has purpose, working together to build a sensation that feels almost… sentient. What impressed me most was how balanced it feels once you start using it. The design looks intimidating at first glance, but it eases into motion beautifully. The silicone hits that sweet spot, soft enough to yield against your body, but firm enough to hold its shape and carry pressure where it matters. The suction base clings with real determination, refusing to let go even under stress. That kind of grip makes it easy to lose yourself in the moment without worrying about it shifting or peeling away. It’s the sort of reliability that turns a good toy into a favorite. And somewhere between the flick of that tongue and the drag of those scales, it’s hard not to get pulled into the fantasy. If you're not careful, it’s easy to believe there’s something otherworldly behind that movement, and honestly, that’s the fun of it.

I absolutely love the SR6, and often can’t have a session without it now. It’s so exciting being able to switch strokers out for entirely different experiences. The overall build quality is very high and has been resilient to normal use. The price is very affordable and is a great entry for those who want to experience a stroker robot with six degrees of freedom.

This is my current KING in the VIBRATING Cock ring spot. My search for perfection isn’t over there’s still areas to grow, but for now this will be a reoccurring cast member in our bedroom!

The Sleev Pleasure Sleeves are more than disposable tools—they’re invitations to play, experiment, and connect. From a Dominant’s perspective, they allow precision control, guided rhythm, and responsive interaction. For the partner wearing them, the pleasurable texture and transparency amplify sensation, creating a focused, immersive experience. Whether you’re exploring stamina training, playful edging, or intimate control, the sleeves make every session approachable, hygienic, and exciting. I encourage couples to use the set progressively, experiment freely, and share experiences—discovering together how such a simple tool can elevate anticipation, response, and connection. With three sleeves in the package, each session feels like a new opportunity—fresh, exciting, and ready to explore the delicate balance of control, sensation, and shared pleasure.

I really love the Meiki No.012. NPG has some great Onahole’s and this is near the top of the list for me most definitely. I’d recommend this toy to anyone. The intensity is incredible and the orgasms are explosive. Cleaning is hassle but got easier with time.

The Uberlube Travel Set is elegant, discreet, and remarkably versatile, transforming even brief sessions into immersive, controlled, and sensual experiences. From a Dominant’s perspective, it allows precision, guidance, and confidence in orchestrating pleasure. For partners, the silky texture and pleasurable glide amplify sensation, anticipation, and responsiveness. I encourage couples and curious explorers alike to use it liberally, experiment with application, and share experiences—whether at home or on the go. Its reusable case and luxurious formula make it ideal for discreet adventures, guided play, or spontaneous connection. Even small doses create maximized intimacy, controlled sensation, and shared anticipation, proving that thoughtful design and quality ingredients can elevate every moment of pleasure. This is a must-have travel companion for anyone who values elegance, discretion, and reliable performance in intimate settings, making even a 15 ml bottle a gateway to big, unforgettable sensations.

The Fleshlight Boost range of masturbators is a new pillar in the companies range with significant differences compared to the standard offerings which include a pair of internal suspended rings and innovative new suction control method. For the mouth option in particular, the level of detail presented here goes above and beyond a simple pair of lips, instead you're treated to details like a floating tongue, prominent teeth and uvula - Pairing perfectly for those with blowjob fantasies! Overall, I found this sleeve hits almost all the right spots. It's engaging, has new and interesting design features, and is suitable for both teasing and longer edging sessions particularly given the canal is so varied in texture. One minute your head is playfully teased by the teeth and tongue, the next your balls deep with the sleeve pressing against your shaft. It's wicked fun! There were really only a couple of small faults holding it back which unfortunately included the feature rings. The rings were stimulating and applied some pressure to the shaft, however personally I wish they were tighter. Additionally I felt the amount of lube required bordered on excessive, the boost is definitely a hog in that regard. Overall though, the faults were minor and are easy to get past and the sleeve as as whole is a great addition to your collection.

The Ouch! Adjustable Real Black Leather Handcuffs are a standout for any Dominant’s toolkit. They combine luxury, precision, and versatility in a way that inspires confidence while maintaining comfort for the restrained partner. For couples exploring bondage or anyone serious about incorporating restraint into their dynamic, this set offers both control and indulgence—a rare combination that earns its place in any collection.

The Maxtasy Performance Rings Set of 3 is an elegant, practical, and versatile addition to any playroom. It balances comfort, control, and stimulation in a compact and accessible design. For Dominants guiding stamina training or partners exploring endurance and sensation, the set is a reliable, enjoyable, and discreet tool. Progressive, well-made, and thoughtfully crafted, these rings provide a clear path for interactive, structured play while maintaining safety and pleasure at every step. For couples or solo users focused on stamina, control, and intimate engagement, the Performance Rings deliver both functionality and satisfaction.

Overall, I highly recommend this to anyone looking for an affordable but high-quality adult toy that delivers. It’s small enough to be put in a suitcase or drawer with ease but is big enough to hold with both hands. The combination of amazing build quality, attractive design, and performance make this a top choice for any beginner or advanced user.