Reviews

The Nupu3 comes with everything you want in a woman really, a cooter and a pair of dick sucking lips. ‘Nuff said 😏

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The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

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A Futuristic Toy with Strong Vibes – But Is It Really Worth It? 🤔 When I first saw the Satisfyer Men Vibration+ Connect App, I thought, "Okay, another futuristic-looking toy that seems like it could double as a fancy wine opener.🍷😂" Honestly, I was skeptical - but hey, for 20 bucks on sale, I couldn’t resist giving it a shot. On paper, this thing sounds amazing: dual motors, endless vibe options through the app, waterproof for easy cleanup, and even remote play with sexy audiobooks. Pretty high-tech, right? But does it actually hold up? Well... yes and no. It’s definitely fun, but it’s got a few quirks you should know about. Let's dive deeper! 😉

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Oh man, the Riley Reid Anal Fleshlight with the Euphoria sleeve? Absolute game changer. This thing isn’t just another anal Fleshlight—it’s easily one of my top picks! The fit? Oh, it’s snug in all the right ways. The texture? Not the most intense out there, but that’s the magic, it’s got this unique, super-realistic feel that sets it apart from anything else I’ve tried. It’s like the designers somehow bottled up pure bliss and packed it into a sleeve. If you’re a first-timer or just dipping your toes into the world of Anal Fleshlights, this is the one to start with. Easy to use, beginner-friendly, and an all-around solid pick. Trust me, you will be impressed.

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Sam's Cup by Tracy's Dog is a very affordable toy but I wouldn't say it's comparable to the more expensive Fleshlight brand. This is an entry level toy that can offer a fun experience. It is not without its flaws, however for the price point, the value is there and it's a low enough entry point on cost to not risk much.

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I love pocket pussies. I thought that I was going to adore into this toy. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case here. This toy is pretty tight. A little too tight for me. Not like that's a brag or anything, because I'm not even a huge-sized guy. It was just way too tight. I couldn't really enjoy this toy because of how tight it was. But, the texture did seem promising and I'm sure that other guys will have a great time with this thing.

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I have conflicted feelings about Doc Johnson's Main Squeeze line. This toy, molded after Kiley Corrupt, is the latest addition to that collection. Is the design absolutely fantastic? Sure. Is the toy's texture great? I'd say it's good. But is the "squeeze" function only taking away from the toy rather than adding something to it? Like always, yes. I can't strongly recommend this toy but it's definitely a fun time. I would say go for it if it gets you curious.

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The Fleshlight Everyone’s Talking About - But Is It Really That Good? I swear, I couldn’t scroll through Reddit or FleshAssist without someone hyping up Kazumi’s Fleshlight. Top 5 ranking, people calling it a must-have - so obviously I had to buy it. When it arrived, I was ready. Expectations? Sky-high. And then… I tried it. And, uh… kinda just stared at the ceiling afterward thinking, that’s it? 🫠 It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t mind-blowing either. The texture felt too stiff, and I just didn’t get the hype. But then I learned about the so-called "break-in period," where Fleshlights get better after some use. So, I gave it another chance. And another. And another. And yeah - now I get it. It just needed time. Once softened up, this thing is a beast. The suction is easily the strongest in my Fleshlight collection, and the chamber design? Pure blowjob energy. The way the different textures hit at different depths feels incredibly natural, especially if you love oral. It drinks lube like crazy, but honestly? Worth it. So, was the hype justified? Let’s break it down. 😉

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The Vanna Bardot Fleshlight is a toy that I can’t throw enough praise at, though I’m not one for sugar-coating things. This thing’s got an opening that looks so real, you’d swear you’re getting up close and personal with the real deal. Trust me, any guy worth his salt is gonna grab this without a second thought. Now, if you’re after a toy that’s gonna knock your socks off and deliver pleasure that’ll leave you breathless, this is the one you want. Simple as that.

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Man I love anime bitches, and Fleshlight’s own anime girls are no different. This pocket pussy’s modeled after Fleshlight’s own seductive succubus v-tuber, Lilith Fukumoto. The sweet and sexy succubus is all about the aesthetic and textures. She's seriously got some gnarly looking textures that I couldn’t wait to tear into.

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The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit (STU) is a great toy to work on your edging game. The repetitive pattern on the inside makes it easier to control your orgasm. Fleshlight is a well-known brand at this point. You know what you're getting but it might not be the most affordable price compared to other brands.

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Hey there, fellow pleasure seekers! 😏 After hearing countless positiv reviews about the Ana Foxxx Silk Fleshlight, we decided to give it a try—and wow, am I glad we did! This toy quickly became one of my top favorites, especially for those who enjoy longer sessions. Its thoughtfully designed structure offers a perfect balance of stimulation and comfort, making it ideal for extended play. If you're on the lookout for a reliable companion that lives up to the hype, this might just be the one for you. Dive into our full review to discover why it's earned its fan-favorite status! 😉​

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Call me old fashioned but, when I wanna cum, I dont wanna have to look at a manual, assemble the device, connect to an app, charge for four hours, Just give me a hole to stick my dick in and call it a day.

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The QuickShot Vantage is a sleek, discrete device built for the guy who values privacy or has places to be. This compact, double-ended sleeve packs a punch for both solo missions or partner action, and it’s small enough to slip under the radar without any fuss. Perfect for when you’re on the move and want to keep things lowkey.

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The Utimi White Vibe offers an affordable automatic stroker toy while also delivering lots of pleasure. This toy seems to accommodate varying sizes without sacrificing the quality of the experience. While it might be a tad noisy, it's not too significant. The design offers an easy method for cleanup. Only the sleeve needs to be removed and it is incredibly simple to clean. Having the ability to turn the sleeve inside out makes cleaning and drying extremely simple. The different modes of thrusting and vibrations allows you to customize your experience. Anything from a slow and long build up to a quick orgasm, it's whatever you want and you get to choose how you get off. The price point is competitive assuming longevity is on par. The materials feel high quality and the motor doesn't appear to struggle once the unit is fully charged. This is a great option for anyone wanting to try out an automatic masturbator without having to invest significantly. It's become one of my favorites.

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This sex toy from Fleshlight is a welcome addition to my collection! The design team did a great job with this toy. Fans of Kendra Sunderland are sure to love this one. I wasn't too familiar with the pornstar, but I really loved this Fleshlight! I would describe it as "smooth", there wasn't much resistance when slipping in. Other pocket pussies have some suction or pushback, but this toy lacked those features. That's not a bad thing, though! For me, it's a "flavor of the week" type of thing. I loved using this toy and it was so much fun to push myself into it as fast as possible!

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