Reviews

Love it! This is one of my new favorite toys and the one I reach for when I want a guaranteed, explosive orgasm. If you are struggling to reach climax or are chasing that perfect squirting sensation, stop looking and buy the Sona Cruise. It’s a game-changer.

The Umania Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator might be small and simple, but it packs a real punch once you switch it on. There’s a satisfying strength behind that compact frame, and it performs well for both direct stimulation and as a power source for other toys. It’s easy to use, easy to clean, and refreshingly straightforward. I’ll be the first to admit that bullets don’t usually do much for me on their own, but as an accessory, this one has earned its keep. It’s strong enough to make compatible toys feel amazing, and it never once gave me that underwhelming “budget” vibe I was expecting. It’s not trying to reinvent the wheel; it just delivers solid, consistent performance without any nonsense. Sometimes the simplest toys are the most dependable, and the Umania proves that nicely.

LOVED IT! The SVAKOM Beatrice is the best multi-use toy I've owned. It's powerful, whisper-quiet, incredibly versatile with its dual stimulation and attachments, and feels completely premium. It delivers intense, satisfying pleasure and is an absolute game-changer. 10/10 highly recommend!

This is my favorite toy I've had so far because it simulates oral. It's soft so it feels gentle against your clit but its enough pressure to create an enjoyable sensation. The tongue is small so you can put it just on the tip or more if you like. I like how it let's me choose between movement patterns for the tongue (like flicks, fast flicks, shorter flicks, circles etc). It doesn't feel exactly like a tongue texture wise but it still feels very good. It also has suction modes. I don't like the suction as much. It feels nothing like a partner sucking you with their mouth. Its a bit too strong for me and doesn't feel good. But it does come with different strengths for suction as well. It feels alot more natural than vibrators. It has a silicone feel so its easy to clean. The silicone ring pops off so you can just clean it with soap and warm water on a rag. The toy is rechargeable and comes with its own cord. It isnt your standard plug. Its a magnetic piece that sticks onto the port. I prefer regular cords because if you accidentally move it, it comes off easily and will stop charging. I'm going to have a hard time finding a replacement cord if it ever breaks. Now for the cons. It's a pretty big toy so there isn't a way to discreetly travel with it. And its way too loud. If someone walks by your room, they will hear robotic movement sounds. Despite the cons and not being a fan of the suction, it's still the closest a toy has gotten to copying oral for me. I just wish the tongue felt a little closer to a real tongue.

This Chavelovelo LipSip lipstick is perfect for beginners and highly sensitive users! If you want a wet and wild look to your lips that will stay through showers and wine sips then you should snatch this up! It is pretty discreet, easy to use, lasts about as long as it needs to charge (1hr-1.3hrs), has an IPX6 rating (not for baths), and has 10 lovely settings and 3 swappable heads! Though I'm lost when it comes to real make-up, I'm in love with the lipstick collection I have been cultivating lately! I love the convenience, the discretion and air pulse sensations and vibrations that come with each of my lipsticks and this is no exception! Of the two Chalovelo toys I now have, this is my favorite by a landslide! ♥ (Now I just need to try some of their lingerie! ><")

The Emily Willis Squirt Fleshlight would be a great toy for anyone. High quality design and build along with the realistic look and feel makes this a great purchase.

I rate this five stars as a penis enlarger and stamina increaser. This is designed to increase blood flow either before adult activities or increase your growth and stamina naturally over time. But is great as a titillator until climax.

Omg omg omg! This toy with the Vac-u-lock is truly a peace of art (for my arse)! The quality is incredible, I'm very impressed with my werewolf dildo. Fiddo is a good doggie! Let me what knick name you think I should call it 🤣

While I've ultimately decided that Quinn isn't the right vibrator for me, it is still a well-made vibrator that can work for others. I like how flexible it is, and the warming feature really helped speed up my arousal. The bulbous shape of the g-spot stimulator was also really great for me & my anatomy. I personally won't re-purchase this unless they come out with a version in which I can separately control the internal & external motors. One intensity for both just doesn't work well for me, but I've also got a fairly picky anatomy! Blush's proprietary Puria® Platinum Cured Silicone and UltraSilk® Satin Smooth really make their products feel so much more luxurious than their price point would indicate, and they do make good products. This is just a case of "not every toy will work for every anatomy!" At only $83.99, the price point is really fair for this, especially since it doesn't have separately controlled motors. With the holiday season coming up, I think Quinn would make an excellent gift!

Loved these nipple gems as they are cute and subtle additions to an outfit. I like that they make noise, and it creates a presence when you step into a room. Try them out as they are only $15.99!

Even in the short time that Cassie has used the Bathmate HydroXtreme, we've both noticed changes in her erections! Using water for pumping creates a safer and more even level of pressure than using an air pump, so this definitely gets a big thumbs up from both of us. The HydroXtreme is the top of the line offering from Bathmate, but it does come at a higher price tag. The pump itself starts at $219.99 for the smallest size, and the larger sizes do go up in price. We got the HydroXtreme Kit, which starts at the same price point but goes up faster & further. The kit also includes a cleaning spray, storage/travel bag with a padlock, shower strap, cleaning brush, and towel. Measuring yourself accurately is really important when picking a pump from Bathmate, so be sure to follow their on-site instructions to make sure you get the right size for you & your needs! Overall, both Cassie and I are really happy with the Bathmate HydroXtreme. We've still got more testing to do, but for the short period that she's been using it, we can see and feel that it's working!

TL;DR: Cheap, Easy to Use, and will make any male friend last much longer (if that's a concern). A solid recommend! Okay! So if you were curious, these reviews are generally totally blind. I open them, use them, and film these reviews all in the same day to get my honest and unfiltered reactions unless I otherwise specify. In doing a little more research after I filmed this review, I found out that I was wrong. I initially thought these were masturbator rings, but they're actually advertised as cock rings. Which makes sense!--some of the rings were just a little too big for my partner's cock, so the 3 biggest rings are most likely designed to fit around the base of the cock and balls together. And I also figured out the the numbers on the sides are indeed the inner diameter of the rings, and range from 1" to about 2-1/4". That being said, my partner's initial reaction of thinking he'd last longer with them was totally spot on! And he thinks he'd last at least twice as long using them, which I think is a pretty big endorsement. So if you're looking to extend your intimate time with a male friend and aren't wanting to use any sort of numbing cream or gel, I think these are a really good solution! My only real critique is that these are quite basic; I would prefer something with a little more personality even if they stayed with the exact same solid silicone design. Since they're so simple, it's tough to think of any suggestions or what I'd like better, but I bet some ribbing on the inside and some color variations would be nice. And then it would remind me of tenga eggs, which I really like.

I absolutely love the OSR2, it’s an incredibly versatile auto-stroker robot. With the ability to attach any full-size fleshlight by default. As well as purchase additional mounting options for additional types of strokers, such as Onaholes. This toy stands out because of its fantastic ability to turn any collection of strokers, to a whole new world of possibilities. There are so many different videos that are available to be synced to for free. For those that are worried because they are less technically inclined, setup is still very simple, customer support at YourHobbiesCustomized, or through other forums, is always there to help if need be.

This toy is absolutely so fun to use! I highly recommend it to those who are into monster dildos. The price is very affordable and easy to access. The toy comes with everything needed to play, except cum lube. It even has an extra pump in order to help clean the ejaculation tube after play. My biggest concern would be that the manual pumping may be hard for those with mobility issues in their hands. All other issues are minor and to be expected with the kind of toy that it is.

As a big fan of Twilight Meadow Creations, I was really excited to get Bjarkan to review! This big toy can be used in a variety of ways: as a pussy plug, a butt plug, or as a dildo! You could even grind on it too, if you wanted. While this toy was a bit too big for me, I used it repeatedly on my wife who loved it as a dildo more than as a butt plug. TMC is based in Sweden and make really beautiful fantasy sex toys. Bjarkan is no exception to that! It's based off a troll penis, and has a moderate level of texture. The blunt tip can make insertion a little challenging, so make sure you've got plenty of lube and patience. Cassie, my wife, says that anyone who is looking for a thick but short dildo should absolutely try Bjarkan out!