Reviews

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

The Jabbion Wand Massager turned out to be a pleasant surprise. It’s well-built, comfortable to hold, and strong enough to satisfy both external and internal needs. The hot pink silicone gives it a clean, inviting look, while the flexible neck makes it easy to adjust for more precise stimulation. Despite being marketed for G-spot use, it works surprisingly well as a prostate massager thanks to its size and curvature. The vibration strength is impressive for the price, and the patterns offer enough variety to keep sessions interesting. Mode eight in particular stands out as a favorite for its rhythm and pacing. The motor’s deep, rumbly tone feels more refined than what you’d expect from a white-label toy. That said, the handle design is worth mentioning again, since it’s the same width as the head, it’s not suited for hands-free anal use. For safety reasons, it's a toy that requires to be used with a steady grip throughout, which isn’t a dealbreaker but is worth keeping in mind. A flared handle would have added an extra layer of safety and peace of mind. Even with that limitation, the Jabbion is a capable, well-performing wand that delivers genuine pleasure. It’s easy to clean, comfortable to use, and hits a nice balance between strength and control.

A visually beautiful, well crafted and reasonably priced toy that allows couples to enjoy the double penetration experience. Design let down by the rigid, unstretchy cock and ball ring, making it ill-fitting for many men.

The Ana Foxxx silk fleshlight would be a great pick up for anyone interested in buying. High quality in both design and build along with being a direct replica of a pornstar makes this a grest choice whether you’re a fan of Ana or not.

Overall, I’m genuinely pleased with this product. It’s well-made and comfortable. The textured design gives it character, and the materials make it feel premium without the premium price tag. It’s something that feels well-designed, and clearly made with care. I didn’t expect to like it as much as I do, but now that I’ve used it for a while, I can say it’s one of those items you keep coming back to because it just works so well.

Overall, we think this is a great toy for beginners and experienced alike. If you are more sensitive to vibrations and rotations, this toy would be GREAT for solo play and couples' fun. Even if you are less sensitive like my partner, the Swirlii won't disappoint if you are looking for something to have remote fun or to be used as a great warm-up for more toys or other bedroom activities! The $35 to $50 price point is fair in my opinion, and the extras included in the box are a nice touch. I would like a more durable remote, and for the battery compartment on the remote to be a slide-off instead of a screw, and maybe make it waterproof. We both would like the toy to have a little more oomph with the vibration, but it has enough to surely feel good to anyone considering the Swirlii!

TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. My least favorite of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall moderate recommendation. Check out my other reviews on the OEJ's Mini Vibes!--because all of these toys are pretty comparable, what I have to say about the Cancer is similar to the other two. While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point...though this particular Mini should be offered at a slight discount. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them as grinding toys, which is a bit of a bummer. Overall, the Cancer is just the least interesting design of the three Minis that I tried (both visually interesting and stimulating textures). A shaky thumbs up, with the acknowledgement that everyone's gonna get their own sign. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉

I really enjoyed using this product as a first foray into electroplay! It's great for kinky d/s scenarios, and the way it glows in the dark is a fun little bonus. It's not going to do it for seasoned electroplayers, but it's a great starter set.

If I were you, I’d say: yes, it’s worth it — if you’re someone who’s going to use the smart/remote features, appreciates high-quality materials, and wants something a step above “entry level.” It delivers what it promises: premium feel + large size + strong performance + tech features.

The Shkanla Monster Tentacle Tongue Dildo is exactly what its name promises: bold, textured, and unapologetically monstrous. Between the intricate sculpting, the subtle curves, and that unnerving flexibility, it creates a fantasy that feels alive. Every ridge, flick, and twist has purpose, working together to build a sensation that feels almost… sentient. What impressed me most was how balanced it feels once you start using it. The design looks intimidating at first glance, but it eases into motion beautifully. The silicone hits that sweet spot, soft enough to yield against your body, but firm enough to hold its shape and carry pressure where it matters. The suction base clings with real determination, refusing to let go even under stress. That kind of grip makes it easy to lose yourself in the moment without worrying about it shifting or peeling away. It’s the sort of reliability that turns a good toy into a favorite. And somewhere between the flick of that tongue and the drag of those scales, it’s hard not to get pulled into the fantasy. If you're not careful, it’s easy to believe there’s something otherworldly behind that movement, and honestly, that’s the fun of it.

I absolutely love the SR6, and often can’t have a session without it now. It’s so exciting being able to switch strokers out for entirely different experiences. The overall build quality is very high and has been resilient to normal use. The price is very affordable and is a great entry for those who want to experience a stroker robot with six degrees of freedom.

This is my current KING in the VIBRATING Cock ring spot. My search for perfection isn’t over there’s still areas to grow, but for now this will be a reoccurring cast member in our bedroom!

The Sleev Pleasure Sleeves are more than disposable tools—they’re invitations to play, experiment, and connect. From a Dominant’s perspective, they allow precision control, guided rhythm, and responsive interaction. For the partner wearing them, the pleasurable texture and transparency amplify sensation, creating a focused, immersive experience. Whether you’re exploring stamina training, playful edging, or intimate control, the sleeves make every session approachable, hygienic, and exciting. I encourage couples to use the set progressively, experiment freely, and share experiences—discovering together how such a simple tool can elevate anticipation, response, and connection. With three sleeves in the package, each session feels like a new opportunity—fresh, exciting, and ready to explore the delicate balance of control, sensation, and shared pleasure.

I really love the Meiki No.012. NPG has some great Onahole’s and this is near the top of the list for me most definitely. I’d recommend this toy to anyone. The intensity is incredible and the orgasms are explosive. Cleaning is hassle but got easier with time.