Reviews

The OMG Plaisir can be found on PinkCherry for $70 normally, but is currently on sale for $42 (July 2025). Though it isn't necessarily OMG type pleasure, it is still enjoyable for what it is. Right out the box, I'm ecstatic it comes with a storage/travel pouch. I just opened and reviewed how many toys in this batch and it's essentially the only one to do so lol which is disappointing. I'm disappointed in the lack of a buzzy indicator when the toy is turned on, as I'd prefer that over the hard-to-see/super-easy-to-miss indicator light. I want to be able to insert my toys discreetly in the restroom sometimes and then potentially turn it on once I get comfortable, as it might take me a moment to do so, and why waste the battery while I'm dickstracted by other things going on beforehand?! The charge time being less than the use time may be a downside for other users, not so much me as I'm seemingly easy to please lol. The battery operated remote allows for users to easily switch back and forth between the 10 settings, 3 single vibes and 7 patterns, while the toy itself is a single button operation. The dildo portion is girthy, ribbed and a decent size, while the nubs are interesting but not the best feature I've come across. Overall, I'd use this toy much like I'd use the Evolved Paradise one, for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first. Due to the features of this one I'd potentially pick it over the Paradise one for a more "realistic" movie/show watching experience lol.

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For $10 this toy is an absolute steal! It has nice vibrations that feel deep and almost tingly, the clitoral rocket feels reeeally nice and has a flex that gives it a potential to hit a lot of body types with a shaft length that makes for a decent dildo whether it's on or off. The company is kind enough to provide complimentary lube and the first remote battery, so you can essentially get down to business the moment you open the box! The only downsides are the lack of storage bag and the charge time being long than the use time, personally not a problem though lol. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D66KRP83?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_2

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For $20, you might not get as much as you're getting with the "Flappy Rocket" for $10, but it's still one hell of an enjoyable toy that I'll for certain be going back to. I personally love the sensation of the little prongs/tongues, it definitely had me singing like a bard xD. The app feature made it super easy to separately control the features when I wanted more intensity in one area and less in another. It's comfortable, easy to use and the flex allows it to conform easily to different body types. It's IPX6 rated, allowing it to comfortably be used it the shower, but not in the bath, which along with the charge time being longer than the use, are the only real downsides to this toy, but not for me personally. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYNVR71H?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_0&th=1

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For $18, you're getting a lot!! The company provides 3 packets of lube and 2 batteries for the remote which is more than other companies include; CalExotics, for example, almost never provide a battery for their toys or remotes. The nubs on this toy provide a lovely external massage sensation on their own, and experience a deep rumbly side effect from the internal vibrations. Meanwhile, I've found a toy that I enjoy more on a patterned setting than a straight vibe when it comes to the internal settings, which is pretty cool! The only real downsides are the lack of an official IPX rating and the fact that the charge time is a smidge longer than the run time, but I don't mind it at all. As promised, here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1Q6ZPKG?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_3&th=1

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For $24 you're getting the bare essentials, at least in this case. No fun add-ons or surprises like the others, save the fact that they were still kind enough to include the battery for the remote which is always awesome. Of the 5 I ordered, this one is the least comfortable and arousing, yet still capable of getting me to completion, albeit a much slower one than the others. That's not to say that it still couldn't set of fireworks for someone else! I just find that the 3 prior to this one did the job better for me personally. The upsides to this are the amount of features, remote, IPX7 rating, and aesthetic. The downsides are the fit, feel, longer charge, and the invasive feelings I experienced when setting up the app. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZWV4F7B?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_4

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If I had a choice between a bouquet of flowers or one flower for $13, I wouldn't mind receiving the single one so long as it was something like this lol. This is going to last longer and bring a bit more joy than the week long fading beauty of cut flowers in a vase. Is it going to bring immense joy? Not really, but it's a great way to set a mood and start things off. With its IPX7 rating, I'd be glad to see this flower floating in a candle lit bath session. The biggest downsides are the short use time, lack of storage pouch, surprisingly audible volume and too smooth nature, but those aren't enough to drive me away. As promised, here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D6YD9NCQ?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_1

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Evolved's Paradise Panty is available on their site for $54, and I'd say it brings about a peaceful, more serene feeling that than one of a paradise. I LOVE the magnet on this toy as it actually does a great job of keeping the toy in place, unlike that of the Lock-N-Play. In regards to settings I find I only care about the 3 single vibrations with this style of toy, and I don't care if I have to use the button or the remote to operate it, as the results are going to be the same. Its quiet nature is more aligned with those that like being public, or just don't want to be heard by roommates. The waterproof feature is nice for cleaning, but I don't care to use this type of toy anywhere wet, as again, I'd use something else. The use time is actually longer than the charge time which is pretty on par with feelings of paradise and the remote being a chargeable one is nifty. The only downsides for me personally are the lack of storage pouch and too smooth nature. I'd use this for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first.

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CalExotics Lock-N-Play Suction Panty Teaser runs around $107 on their site, but can currently be found on sale on PinkCherry for $60 (July 2025). I would say that this is more worth the $60 price than the $100 price, but honestly I don't think it's even worth that. Though I love the air pulse feature, especially on a pattern, nothing else about it screams luxury, high end or worth more than the toys I just received from Amazon for under $25 that got me off faster and had more stuff all around. This two motor toy is a one brain operation whether it's by the button on the back or the remote, despite the remote almost seeming like it could be two with its XO design. The dual headed charger is awesome, the amount of features (12) is nice, the memory retention is something I don't mind, the flat design makes it desirable and the potential waterproof nature is okay. The downsides are the 40-45min use time, lack of storage pouch and single control operation but they aren't enough to deter me from reaching for it again.

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Ever wondered what it’d feel like to strap a motorcycle engine to your manhood? Well, saddle up because the M1 from Tingon is about to take you for a ride. This isn’t your average bedside gadget; it’s a mechanical fever dream packed into a device that looks like it was designed by someone who builds café racers in their spare time. Let’s talk movement, because the M1 isn’t just here to look cool. It offers single-direction rotation and a retracting stroke motion that pulls back like it’s revving for another pass. It’s not just motion…it’s mechanical choreography! Visually, this thing’s a trip. With those motorcycle-style handles and ergonomic build, it honestly wouldn’t look out of place in a Mad Max garage. It’s a strange little marvel, and once you get your hands on it, you might find yourself tempted to yell “vroom vroom” just for the full effect.

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The Autumn Falls Cream is easily one of my top-tier Fleshlights, and for good reason. Designed to replicate the experience of being with the famously curvy and sultry Latina star herself, this sleeve doesn’t just look the part, it feels like a full-on encounter. The “Cream” texture is no joke. Internally, it’s a rollercoaster of varying tightness, with certain chambers getting so snug it genuinely feels like your little soldier is being lovingly wrung out. It’s intense in all the right ways, borderline overwhelming at times, but in a way that keeps you coming back for more. The tight spots deliver this pressure that almost defies logic, and if you’re into sleeves that grip like they’ve got something to prove, this one absolutely delivers. Whether you’re here for the fantasy or the ferocity of the sensation, the Autumn Falls Cream doesn’t disappoint. It’s not just a toy; it’s a full-on experience in a hard case.

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You know those toys you try out thinking, “Let’s just see what all the fuss is about…” and then suddenly, you’re three sessions deep, talking to your friends like you’ve discovered enlightenment? That was me with Insomnia. 😅 I didn’t go in as a Riley Reid fan, I wasn’t even sure a mouth sleeve would do it for me. And now, this thing’s practically glued to my nightstand. The lips, the tongue, that sneaky little squeeze in chamber 2, it’s like someone reverse-engineered the feeling of a blowjob and said, “Let’s make this a toy.” It doesn’t go hard just for the sake of it. It builds. It paces. And somehow, it captures that slow, teasing, ridiculously hot kind of pleasure I didn’t even realize I was craving. I’ve used it fast, slow, in every direction (don’t flip it tho 😬), and it just gets me. Insomnia is the kind of toy that sneaks into your top shelf and refuses to leave. And honestly, I’m not complaining. If you’ve ever wished a Fleshlight could just feel like a BJ, this one’s not trying to simulate it. She is it. If you're still here you might already be halfway sold. 😉

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There's a Snake in my Puss! Don't worry, CalExotics' Charmer doesn't bite, and the only thing lethal about it is the pleasure it provides ;P. This stimulating toy will slither into your pants and charm you with ease with its dual-ended, firmly flexible body and 10 increasing intensity vibrations. Slumber lasts 2.5hrs, play lasts 35-90mins and charging is done with a 3.5mm jack style charger. Though no IPX rating is provided, all literature claims this little rattler is waterproof so be wary of this water snake entering your bath. Another exciting feature is its memory retention so play can be resumed at any point. I've gone from a Gryffindor to a Slytherin in a matter of a toy lol. Not entirely true, Malfoy can stuff it, but this toy can Slyther-in to my Chamber of Secrets any day ;P. The vibes range from beginner to advanced; the ribbed rattle feels nice inside and out; and the flex stays firm in place during all sorts of play. The dual-headed design aspect is a bit conflicting... Though the vibes are equal in both heads, the fact that the power button is on the snake head defeats the dual purpose as now it's no longer operable unless removed, pressed and reinserted and I'm not a fan of that ><". I can see it being disappointing to other users but I'll say the 35 min run time on high is not a disappointment as I can do sensual and/or speedy in under that and roll on with my day lol.

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Dame's Dip is designed by women, for women in order to ensure that the most intimate needs are met. The almost scoop-like design of the tip allows it to curl perfectly around or pinpoint poke the clit for external pleasure; curl inside and perfectly press against the G-Spot; or just glide in and bring penetrative pleasure. It has 5 intensity levels, the first of which is a very comfortable setting (intense but too much) while the others only grow in fervor; it's a step up for beginners that feel they're ready for a bit of oomf and a reliable go to for more experienced users. It has a use time of 1.5hrs on its highest setting, a charge time of 2hrs, and is charged by an everyday USB-C charger making it easy to charge anytime or any where you'd probably have your phone and charger with you as well lol. To operate hold the button to power on/off and press it to continuously cycle through the settings. The Dip also features a travel lock that's activated by holding the button for 10secs or until the LED quits blinking altogether or blinks red, and it's only deactivated by plugging it into the charger. There's no official IPX rating anywhere, but all literature regarding it claims it's waterproof so it's highly likely that it's safe for bath time use. The Dip is a toy I'd go back to again and again because of its intensity, shape, and ease of use. The beginning intensity is definitely enough to get the job done and then some, and I love that the rest of the settings are all just a step up in the intensity instead of patterns I'm more than likely not going to use. I hate that it doesn't come with a pouch,

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This toy feels great, and considering it's frequently on deep sales it could be worth it for an entry level auto-stroker. At retail price though it's hard to recommend when the Handy is likely a better option and not that much more expensive.

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Let’s be real – when a pornstar like Mia Malkova gets a Fleshlight, we have to try it. There’s just something about the combo of iconic lips, cult status, and that wild “tentacle-core” texture that pulls you in 🐙✨ And LVL Up delivers exactly that: a wild ride, especially if you're into intense, non-stop stimulation from the first stroke. We loved the look, appreciated the realism of the molding, and even enjoyed the ride – up to a point. It’s not a sleeve for edging, slow build-ups, or gentle sessions. It’s more of a “hold on and try not to finish in 3 minutes” kind of toy, and honestly? That’s sometimes exactly what you want. So, is Mia’s Fleshlight a legendary level-up or just another name on the shelf? We’ll say this: she earned her spot, but maybe not on every session. Curious how the tentacle texture actually feels and if this thing can live up to the hype? Read on for the full deep dive – with all the messy, lubed-up details 👀💦

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This bondage frame is an absolute steal for the price—around $300 from AliExpress, shipped. It's solid, heavy-duty, and endlessly customisable. Out of the box, the default setup leaves a lot to be desired (and possibly dislocated), but treat it like BDSM LEGO and it becomes a pervert’s dream project. Whether you’re into strict restraint, kinky engineering, or mounting a fucking machine like a mad scientist, this "slave frame" delivers serious value and versatility.

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